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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Dude you called her an elephant, shes never going to forget that.
    No! She said that women have long memories, and I pointed out that elephants are known for long memories, too! I never called her an elephant

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    * runs back to work
    You better be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    No! She said that women have long memories, and I pointed out that elephants are known for long memories, too! I never called her an elephant
    I think you aren't remembering things clearly, that old age kicking in :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I think you aren't remembering things clearly, that old age kicking in :P
    Do you want me to brain you with this paddle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Do you want me to brain you with this paddle?
    I feel if I just run away you'll most likely break a hip. Why not just sit down grandad and drink your soup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I feel if I just run away you'll most likely break a hip. Why not just sit down grandad and drink your soup.
    Hey, you're supposed to respect the elderly, not mock them! ;D



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Hey, you're supposed to respect the elderly, not mock them! ;D
    He's threatening me with a paddle! I'll read him Harry Potter in Swedish if he calms down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    He's threatening me with a paddle! I'll read him Harry Potter in Swedish if he calms down.
    Can we just ignore him and have you read it to all of us? Just ignore the paddle, and be glad it isn't a a tree branch. :P



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Can we just ignore him and have you read it to all of us? Just ignore the paddle, and be glad it isn't a a tree branch. :P
    Sure thing, but my spoken Swedish aint great so it might sound dodgy at times! Actually, Ill trade you for an avatar! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Sure thing, but my spoken Swedish aint great so it might sound dodgy at times! Actually, Ill trade you for an avatar! :P
    I'm sure your spoken Swedish is far better than mine, since I don't speak it at all. xD I'll make you an avatar, sure. Later, when it's not 3:30 AM and when I has sleep in me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I'm sure your spoken Swedish is far better than mine, since I don't speak it at all. xD I'll make you an avatar, sure. Later, when it's not 3:30 AM and when I has sleep in me.
    Haha ok Sleep sounds like a good plan though, my heads killing me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Haha ok Sleep sounds like a good plan though, my heads killing me.
    Oh, don't worry. I'll make the pain in your head go away.

    Forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Oh, don't worry. I'll make the pain in your head go away.

    Forever.
    Thanks, nice guy PizzaSHARK doctoring people since 2013!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Oh, don't worry. I'll make the pain in your head go away.

    Forever.
    What are you, some kind of magician?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Thanks, nice guy PizzaSHARK doctoring people since 2013!
    I'm a certified anesthesiologist!

    Also, I found something obdigore will find greatly amusing should he find his way here:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    What are you, some kind of magician?
    I'm a magic man; I've got magic hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    The "Nice" part

    Ouchy.


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    *a picture of a cow butt*

    :c
    Oh... Ooooh. I see.

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    You really are well versed in all things Disney o.O
    Once a month I kind of take a day to lie in bed in my pajamas eating cereals with strawberries and having a Disney movie night.


    This sounded less sad in my head.

    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I'm a certified anesthesiologist!

    Also, I found something obdigore will find greatly amusing should he find his way here:

    [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m239h9qSBM1qc8xxao1_500.gif[img]

    I've never seen an ocelot!


    Bread is the paper of the food industry.
    You write your sandwich on it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Ouchy.
    She's so mean!

    Once a month I kind of take a day to lie in bed in my pajamas eating cereals with strawberries and having a Disney movie night.


    This sounded less sad in my head.
    To be fair, Disney made some great cartoons when old farts like me were growing up.

    I've never seen an ocelot!
    Huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    She's so mean!

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    Huh?

    Random thoughts, don't mind me.


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    You write your sandwich on it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Do you want me to brain you with this paddle?
    Pizza... I'm sorry, but you clearly have an unhealthy obsession with paddles...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Once a month I kind of take a day to lie in bed in my pajamas eating cereals with strawberries and having a Disney movie night.
    This sounded less sad in my head.
    That actually sounds very nice! And it's sad how that's my first reaction...


    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    She's so mean!
    Cause she’s an uptown, get-around, anything-goes girl
    She’s a hardcore, candy-store, give-me-some-more girl

    She’ll make you take her to the club, but then she leaves with her friends
    She likes to stay late at the party cause the fun never ends
    And all her clothes are on the floor, and all your records are scratched
    She’s like a one-way ticket cause you can’t come back

    Sayin’ yeah, and you want her,
    But she’s so-


    No wait, AM NOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Pizza... I'm sorry, but you clearly have an unhealthy obsession with paddles...
    They're large, thick, heavy, and generally pretty cheap considering how durable they are.

    Did you finish your work yet?

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    The hell is going on. O.o

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