1. #41061
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    My ratio is 14 though! I upload 14 times more than I download!
    I am a nice communist.
    So you're one of those super pirates! The innocent act is just a front for your criminal enterprises isn't it

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Tex-Mex sounds like some bad poetry.
    Some day, I will be able to travel the world and unshackle all of you Europeans from the chains of bad food.

    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    I just speak a lot in quotes because my head is full of Disney.
    Also, I brought my external HDD to work so I can go through my 1 TB of movies.


    I strongly advise people never to hire me for anything!
    I'd suggest you be hired at an office as the official office gnome to ensure workplace morale, but you're not tiny like semaphore over there


    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    For extra goodness, if you don't feel anything immediately puts lots more on.

    And in case you followed the above, have a cup of cold milk ready.
    Isn't it cute how experienced she is in handling the results of putting things on things they were never meant to be put on?
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    It is impossible for a tear of sadness to land on a Warrior Beard. As soon as the tear lands on the Warrior Beard, it is now a happy tear.
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    He used to chew my undies
    5:10 AM - Everything Nice: PizzaSHARK, you're my stand in! You're promoted to like.. Semi-bestfriend.

  3. #41063
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I showered for 45 minutes after my first time. Stupid thing doesn't wash off well =/
    Should have just enjoyed the burning.

  4. #41064
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    So you're one of those super pirates! The innocent act is just a front for your criminal enterprises isn't it
    Noes! I just like to help out and stuff and it feels mean not to seed thingies for people.
    And I stream too, since not everyone has good interwebz!

    Speaking of, has PizzaSHARK watched Cloud Atlas?

    Bread is the paper of the food industry.
    You write your sandwich on it.

  5. #41065
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Good morning! People still be awake?
    Its the sex-troll! RUNAWAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Good morning! People still be awake?
    Welcome back Tiili. The rest of us are stuck in destroyed sleep patterns =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I showered for 45 minutes after my first time. Stupid thing doesn't wash off well =/
    That would be because capsacin is an oil, and water just spreads oils around rather than washing them away.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Good morning! People still be awake?
    Absolutely! obdigore and I are weird Americans that worship the moon, semaphore is British, and the other folks apparently don't sleep.

    Welcome back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    He used to chew my undies
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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    Its the sex-troll! RUNAWAY!
    What..? D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Noes! I just like to help out and stuff and it feels mean not to seed thingies for people.
    And I stream too, since not everyone has good interwebz!

    Speaking of, has PizzaSHARK watched Cloud Atlas?
    PizzaSHARK! has not, sadly. He will after work, when eating... whatever meal it is he eats after returning home, though!
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    It is impossible for a tear of sadness to land on a Warrior Beard. As soon as the tear lands on the Warrior Beard, it is now a happy tear.
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    He used to chew my undies
    5:10 AM - Everything Nice: PizzaSHARK, you're my stand in! You're promoted to like.. Semi-bestfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    So you're one of those super pirates! The innocent act is just a front for your criminal enterprises isn't it
    Its legal in Sweden yo!
    Liagala: You might get to hear uniform guy pull out
    Liagala: You're not actually putting it in

  11. #41071
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    What..? D:
    Ask Xanjori.

  12. #41072
    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    Should have just enjoyed the burning.
    It was my first time! And i was drinking tea so I spilled that on myself which made it even worse

    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I'd suggest you be hired at an office as the official office gnome to ensure workplace morale, but you're not tiny like semaphore over there
    I bet I'm bigger!!!

    Isn't it cute how experienced she is in handling the results of putting things on things they were never meant to be put on?
    What experience? /whistles

  13. #41073
    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    PizzaSHARK! has not, sadly. He will after work, when eating... whatever meal it is he eats after returning home, though!
    Neat-o. I'm spinning on my chair watching how I met your mother on laptop and eating rice pudding.
    I want to watch Cloud Atlas again. It has asian Hugo Weaving and it's hypnotizing and I want to touch his face.

    Bread is the paper of the food industry.
    You write your sandwich on it.

  14. #41074
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Its legal in Sweden yo!
    The only good thing to come out of Sweden apart from Lisbeth Salander

    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    That would be because capsacin is an oil, and water just spreads oils around rather than washing them away.
    Huh. Is that why yoghurt and milk works better?

  15. #41075
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It was my first time! And i was drinking tea so I spilled that on myself which made it even worse
    You were drinking tea while applying hot sauce to your naughty bits?

    You english have some seriously fucked up priorities :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It was my first time! And i was drinking tea so I spilled that on myself which made it even worse


    I bet I'm bigger!!!


    What experience? /whistles
    There are so many things in this post that would be great when taken out of context.

    And Kart has said she's about 5'4", so I'm pretty sure she's bigger, even though she's a tiny little impish witch in my mind's eye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    He used to chew my undies
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  17. #41077
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Noes! I just like to help out and stuff and it feels mean not to seed thingies for people.
    And I stream too, since not everyone has good interwebz!
    So like, you guys got unlimited bandwidth?

    /jealousifyoudo

  18. #41078
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Huh. Is that why yoghurt and milk works better?
    Yes. And Bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    So like, you guys got unlimited bandwidth?

    /jealousifyoudo
    Pish I have unlimited bandwidth on my phone, not to mention my domicile. You silly euros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    The only good thing to come out of Sweden apart from Lisbeth Salander
    Swedish women! Although you may not appreciate that as much as I do.
    Liagala: You might get to hear uniform guy pull out
    Liagala: You're not actually putting it in

  20. #41080
    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    And Kart has said she's about 5'4", so I'm pretty sure she's bigger
    Bah!! Why!?
    Well... I can still imagine her being smaller, so there :<

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