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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    I've always wondered.. don't you short girls have difficulty with tall men and relationships?

    Or do you procreate with short men and keep your short genes isolated and stuff.

    inb4 "just the right height for a blowjob!" joke.
    Meh, you're all pretty much the same height lying down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    He must have bad posture.

    Unless you stand on a stool or something.

    I joke, I joke!

    Pfft I learnt how to high kick years ago. And as any feline knows no-one ever expects an ankle bite. ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    How can you be so sure?!
    Cos he weighs 200kgs!

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    good lord, what happened to this thread?

    ten pages of talk about short girls and not one loli joke? really? reeaally?

    *shakes head in disbelief*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    Meh, you're all pretty much the same height lying down.
    I'd be more worried about positions other than missionary or cowgirl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sy View Post
    good lord, what happened to this thread?

    ten pages of talk about short girls and not one loli joke? really? reeaally?

    *shakes head in disbelief*
    Loli is creepy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Pfft I learnt how to high kick years ago. And as any feline knows no-one ever expects an ankle bite. ^_^
    Short people.. always going for the ankles.

    Unless you have a foot fetish or something. I don't judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    How can you be so sure?!
    Because I weigh more than twice what you do and a lot of it is the muscles in my legs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I'd be more worried about positions other than missionary or cowgirl.
    You'd be worried for no reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    Because I weigh more than twice what you do and a lot of it is the muscles in my legs?
    :|

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    Loli is creepy.
    well, duh. this is the chat thread after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    You'd be worried for no reason.
    I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying an extreme height difference would be a challenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post

    Short people.. always going for the ankles.

    Unless you have a foot fetish or something. I don't judge.
    Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sy View Post
    well, duh. this is the chat thread after all.
    Anime chat thread is elsewhere. Pedophile chat thread is at your local police station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    :|

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying an extreme height difference would be a challenge.
    Challenges are fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
    I'm not sure if you are angry about short people jokes or trying to defend foot fetishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I'm not sure if you are angry about short people jokes or trying to defend foot fetishes.
    Shes making a monty python reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying an extreme height difference would be a challenge.
    Hey just ask her to wear heels, really high heels, sorted!
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    Anime chat thread is elsewhere. Pedophile chat thread is at your local police station.
    Nothing wrong with lolis.

    http://i.imgur.com/52nqI.jpg

    Mod Edit: Image waaaaaaaay too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I'm not sure if you are angry about short people jokes or trying to defend foot fetishes.
    I was seeing it more as an excuse to paraphrase the Black Knight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I'm not sure if you are angry about short people jokes or trying to defend foot fetishes.
    I don't think we can be friends any more.

    So very disappointed in you son.

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