Chat thread v2.0

[ghostkitteh]

Oh, don't worry. I'll make the pain in your head go away.

Forever.

What are you, some kind of magician?

[PizzaSHARK]

Thanks, nice guy PizzaSHARK doctoring people since 2013!

I'm a certified anesthesiologist!

Also, I found something obdigore will find greatly amusing should he find his way here:



---------- Post added 2013-01-12 at 02:38 AM ----------

What are you, some kind of magician?

I'm a magic man; I've got magic hands.

[PizzaSHARK]

Ouchy.

She's so mean!

Once a month I kind of take a day to lie in bed in my pajamas eating cereals with strawberries and having a Disney movie night.


This sounded less sad in my head.

To be fair, Disney made some great cartoons when old farts like me were growing up.

I've never seen an ocelot!

Huh?

[semaphore]

Do you want me to brain you with this paddle?

Pizza... I'm sorry, but you clearly have an unhealthy obsession with paddles...

---------- Post added 2013-01-12 at 09:24 AM ----------

Once a month I kind of take a day to lie in bed in my pajamas eating cereals with strawberries and having a Disney movie night.
This sounded less sad in my head.

That actually sounds very nice! And it's sad how that's my first reaction...

She's so mean!

Cause she’s an uptown, get-around, anything-goes girl
She’s a hardcore, candy-store, give-me-some-more girl

She’ll make you take her to the club, but then she leaves with her friends
She likes to stay late at the party cause the fun never ends
And all her clothes are on the floor, and all your records are scratched
She’s like a one-way ticket cause you can’t come back

Sayin’ yeah, and you want her,
But she’s so-

No wait, AM NOT!!!

[PizzaSHARK]

Pizza... I'm sorry, but you clearly have an unhealthy obsession with paddles...

They're large, thick, heavy, and generally pretty cheap considering how durable they are.

Did you finish your work yet?

[Remilia]

The hell is going on. O.o

[semaphore]

They're large, thick, heavy, and generally pretty cheap considering how durable they are.

Did you finish your work yet?

No

I feel too hungry to work! <--------- making excuses for food

---------- Post added 2013-01-12 at 09:27 AM ----------

The hell is going on. O.o

Pizza is corrupting Trixie with his paddle and asphyxiation fetishes.

[Remilia]

Pizza is corrupting Trixie with his paddle and asphyxiation fetishes.

Good luck with that.

[semaphore]

Good luck with that.

I knew it!

[PizzaSHARK]

No

I feel too hungry to work! <--------- making excuses for food

I told you, the food would spoil before it crossed the Atlantic! If it even passed customs :-/

Pizza is corrupting Trixie with his paddle and asphyxiation fetishes.

Nah, I know a lost cause when I see one. Besides, obdigore was the one comparing you to Carol Cheryl, not me. Even though it's a pretty apt comparison.

[semaphore]

I need an adult.

There there, come into the clutches loving embrace of onee-sama.

---------- Post added 2013-01-12 at 09:46 AM ----------

Besides, obdigore was the one comparing you to Carol Cheryl, not me. Even though it's a pretty apt comparison.

I am clearly too sane to do something so crazy!

[PizzaSHARK]

I am clearly too sane to do something so crazy!

Oh, maybe when you're in this mood. Not so sure about other moods.

[semaphore]

PizzaSHARK, I DOTA'd and I didn't suck noticably enough for people to yell at me and now I'm high on confidence.

You're like, always in DOTA...

[semaphore]

Oh, maybe when you're in this mood. Not so sure about other moods.

I clearly only have two moods - "everything goes" and "hibernation".

---------- Post added 2013-01-12 at 09:53 AM ----------

Yeah, but I usually don't play. Steam lists me as being in DOTA but I just have ze client running in ze background.
I play maybe one or two matches a day. And I watch games where people who don't suck play

I feel like I'm missing out, everybody plays DOTA but me o.O

[PizzaSHARK]

PizzaSHARK, I DOTA'd and I didn't suck noticably enough for people to yell at me and now I'm high on confidence.

It's the snazzy new hat, obviously! Hats are the secret to victory...

I clearly only have two moods - "everything goes" and "hibernation".

I'm very certain you have more than two moods, but it might take some tinkering to figure out what triggers which mood!

I feel like I'm missing out, everybody plays DOTA but me o.O

Didn't I give you one of my spare keys? Granted, it's a really rough game to learn and the community is mostly full of assholes, but it's still a pretty fun game when played with friends!

[semaphore]

Didn't I give you one of my spare keys? Granted, it's a really rough game to learn and the community is mostly full of assholes, but it's still a pretty fun game when played with friends!

I remember playing the old wc3 one and sucked sooooo much at it, I didn't dare even install the one you gave me

[PizzaSHARK]

I remember playing the old wc3 one and sucked sooooo much at it, I didn't dare even install the one you gave me

I can try to teach you it if you'd like, but I'm not really that good. But first you need to get your work done!

[PizzaSHARK]

Yes! It's magical. Lysah said we should get me more hats We almost won a lane. With me there! Got two kills. was nice.

I won a 77 minute game as Sven, purely due to my fantastic hat. Well, and our PL was pretty good and we were coordinating well. But that's also because of the power of hat.

https://dotabuff.com/matches/97709464



Seriously, sporespore, I'll teach you the game. You'll probably enjoy it! Just... finish your work first!

[PizzaSHARK]

Oooh, I hate PL. Like, I am terrified of him. Not fighting him and such but... Just SEEING him on the field scares me and makes me want to retreat.

Alchemist with a Skull Basher is worse -_-

[PizzaSHARK]

I don't know what that is. I don't know names of heroes and items, really..
I only really know items I buy as a support, so.

Oh. It's an item that gives melee heroes a 25% chance to stun a target for 1.4 seconds, with a cooldown of 2 seconds. Works with ranged heroes, too, but at a reduced chance to activate.

Alchemist's ultimate gives him a base swing time of 1.00, and then that interacts with attack speed modifiers (Lysah can probably explain how that works, I can't) to result in him swinging very, very, very fast. And since the stun ignores magic immunity, we had no way of dealing with it. Basically the game turned into me, PL, Naix, and Alchemist all kind of juking around trying to kill the other pair while staying alive. I'm pretty sure all four of us had our buyback on cooldown for the last 20 minutes of the game straight... PL and me were both griping about buybacks past 60 minutes :-/

I'm also pretty sure they would have won if their Shadow Fiend wasn't a total Daryl Dipshit. He took Roshan's aegis THREE TIMES, and also took (and sold) cheese. If either Alchemist or Naix had had aegis (we were never in a position to contest Rosh, really), I'm pretty sure we would've lost. Just killing one of them basically required our entire team to jump on them all at once with everything we had before they could fight back.

You can tell Lysah that that game made me a believer in Shadowblade.