Chat thread v2.0

[obdigore]

Alright, you win this one, Obdi.

I say fair lady, would you like to adjourn to my lounge and remove your pantaloons for a fair bout of horseplay, hmmm?

I need a pipe, tophat, and monocle to ask properly, but I never do anything properly so oh well.

[semaphore]

Going?

Hey! My brain's still perfectly functional! It totally-

...what were we talking about?

[Xanjori]

And this...
IMG]http://danspira.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/english-language-begs-borrows-but-mostly-steals.jpg?w=240&h=242[/IMG]

Lol that gave me a real good laugh, other languages clearly needed to fight back harder.

[obdigore]

Hey! My brain's still perfectly functional! It totally-

...what were we talking about?

Butterflies and pumps, iirc.

[PizzaSHARK]

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

Come to think of it, the dinosaurs never did eat any of the women in that flick, did they?

Like this stuff?

And of course underpants are the first thing that pops into sporespore's filthy mind.

Pants! As in, jeans or slacks or whatever.

[semaphore]

Yes, obviously. What else would you wear to work?

Pyjamas, obviously

Is it sad that I looked at them and thought "Theyre on a troll"?

What's wrong with trolls? Are you racist against trolls? It's bad enough that MMO-C forbids the existence of trolls forcing them to rely on disguises, how can you add to the oppression of these vile trolls!?

[Xanjori]

What's wrong with trolls? Are you racist against trolls? It's bad enough that MMO-C forbids the existence of trolls forcing them to rely on disguises, how can you add to the oppression of these vile trolls!?

Nope, I love trolls! Its the reason I got talking to my GF.

[semaphore]

Butterflies and pumps, iirc.

I'm out of batteries! ._.

Nope, I love trolls! Its the reason I got talking to my GF.

Your girlfriend is a troll? Xanjori, I have heard of interracial, but I didn't know you're into that stuff. I am shocked and repulsed! =(

[PizzaSHARK]

Nope, I love trolls! Its the reason I got talking to my GF.

Did you really just call your lady a troll? :/

[obdigore]

I'm out of batteries! ._.

Get rechargables. Save the environment and your sanity.

Your girlfriend is a troll? Xanjori, I have heard of interracial, but I didn't know you're into that stuff. I am shocked and repulsed! =(

Maybe he is into hardcore S&M? Remember that only fire can really hurt a troll, the rest is just foreplay.

---------- Post added 2013-01-15 at 02:31 AM ----------

Bravo, PizzaSHARK. Braaaavo.

* Slow clap *

I suppose you must think yourself mighty clever now, having figured out our diabolical scheme to rid of the inferior gender. But, no matter... Nobody will ever believe you. And, fortunately - Well, unfortunately for you - We've ways to encourage you to keep this lil' secret. Bring out the comfy chair.

That sounds fun. What does the comfy chair involve? Waterboarding, tickling, and hundreds of cockroaches, all at once?

[Xanjori]

Your girlfriend is a troll? Xanjori, I have heard of interracial, but I didn't know you're into that stuff. I am shocked and repulsed! =(

Lies, you're even more turned on than you were before.

Did you really just call your lady a troll? :/

Did you know a female troll can mate over 80 times in a single night? Good times! Also she would probably want to be a female troll (Tiili wants to be btw ) she had blue-dreadlocks at one point when we were dating.

[semaphore]

Did you know a female troll can mate over 80 times in a single night?

That poor thing, she must be so unsatisfied every night...

[Xanjori]

That poor thing, she must be so unsatisfied every night...

We've been together 6 years now, you can work the rest out

[obdigore]

Oh, it's quite simple really. He will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven.

Well, as long as it isn't a cup of tea, the Shark should be fine.

---------- Post added 2013-01-15 at 02:35 AM ----------

We've been together 6 years now, you can work the rest out

So she wears out her batteries too? :P

[semaphore]

That sounds fun. What does the comfy chair involve? Waterboarding, tickling, and hundreds of cockroaches, all at once?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnS49c9KZw8#t=90s

[PizzaSHARK]

Well, as long as it isn't a cup of tea, the Shark should be fine.

You don't know me!

So she wears out her batteries too? :P

Trolls are pretty vulnerable to acid, too. Batteries may not be the best idea...

[Xanjori]

So she wears out her batteries too? :P

Pfft, ye of little faith! We've never had any batteries, to anything

[PizzaSHARK]

Pfft, ye of little faith! We've never had any batteries, to anything

Says the guy that's never explored his girlfriend's sock drawer.

[obdigore]

Pfft, ye of little faith! We've never had any batteries, to anything

That you know about...

[Xanjori]

Says the guy that's never explored his girlfriend's sock drawer.

She doesn't have any socks, she steals all mine.

Also she's just downloaded photo shop, removed our dogs eyes from a photo and replaced them with blackholes, its fucking creepy.