Chat thread v2.0

[obdigore]

You hit things with a bat. What's not fun about that?

Watching the game on TV is boring.

At the stadium or actually playing it can be fun.

[Kerath]

Hey, who's the evil overlord here? I think I know quite a bit more about locking fair maidens away for princes to come rescue them than you do!

I now have a mental image of you twiddling the end of your mustache and cackling as yet another evil plot comes to fruition.

[Dyra]

Same as me

Yay perfect height for cuddles!

[semaphore]

But most people are differently heighted than someone else.

Yes, that is the ingenuity of the name.

[Deleted]

Haha short people.

:3

Nothing wrong iwth being short

[Kerath]

Yay perfect height for cuddles!

It is! I fit perfectly underneath my boyfriend's chin.
Just the right height for cuddles

[PizzaSHARK]

In English we refer to them as pint-sized.

No, no... sporespore is definitely fun-sized.

I apologise, miniature human.


Is there any other way to live than not to look down on them?

Sometimes the clouds get in the way.

I now have a mental image of you twiddling the end of your mustache and cackling as yet another evil plot comes to fruition.

I stroke my beard more than twirl my mustache, really. I'm not Snidely Whiplash.

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Nothing wrong iwth being short

It's more that weird helmet that's wrong. Why do you hate depth perception?

[ELYPOP]

Sometimes the clouds get in the way.

Then you're too tall, even for me. I'm only 6'3.

[Kerath]

I stroke my beard more than twirl my mustache, really. I'm not Snidely Whiplash.

Beard stroking is an acceptable alternative for today's discerning evil overlord.

[PizzaSHARK]

Then you're too tall, even for me. I'm only 6'3.

That last inch is a doozy.

---------- Post added 2013-01-16 at 05:26 AM ----------

Beard stroking is an acceptable alternative for today's discerning evil overlord.

Why do I get the feeling you were less the maiden in need of rescue and more the maiden engineering her own disappearance?

[Kerath]

Why do I get the feeling you were less the maiden in need of rescue and more the maiden engineering her own disappearance?

Because you'd be right.
You'd walk in to give me my daily serving of gruel and discover nothing but an empty room with a rope of knotted bedsheets hanging out the window.

[semaphore]

What's fun about baseball anyway? Artistic gymnastics!

[PizzaSHARK]

What's fun about baseball anyway? Artistic gymnastics!

You hit things. With a bat.

How does that not sound fun to you? There's no way you aren't violent enough to appreciate that.

[obdigore]

What's fun about baseball anyway? Artistic gymnastics!

Beer and the sun and relaxation and the roar of the crowd, of course. Its like you are too short to see the point.

[PizzaSHARK]

Because you'd be right.
You'd walk in to give me my daily serving of gruel and discover nothing but an empty room with a rope of knotted bedsheets hanging out the window.

Didn't I just say the fair maidens get three square meals a day?

[Xanjori]

You hit things. With a bat.

How does that not sound fun to you? There's no way you aren't violent enough to appreciate that.

We prefer the more civilised game of cricket thank you!

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Beer and the sun and relaxation and the roar of the crowd, of course. Its like you are too short to see the point.

That was terrible. Its like the point is going straight over your head!

[PizzaSHARK]

Beer and the sun and relaxation and the roar of the crowd, of course. Its like you are too short to see the point.

More likely the point just sailed over her head!

[semaphore]

Why do I get the feeling you were less the maiden in need of rescue and more the maiden engineering her own disappearance?

Don't be fooled! Kerath is the sort who will turn out have engineered her own "in need of rescue from villain" situation!!?

Beer and the sun and relaxation and the roar of the crowd, of course. Its like you are too short to see the point.

:'( /cry
Meanie oldigore!!

[Kerath]

What's fun about baseball anyway? Artistic gymnastics!

Pfff. It's just rounders with ad breaks

---------- Post added 2013-01-16 at 12:31 PM ----------

Didn't I just say the fair maidens get three square meals a day?

Ok, sorry, my breakfast serving of gruel

[PizzaSHARK]

Don't be fooled! Kerath is the sort who will turn out have engineered her own "in need of rescue from villain" situation!!

There you go getting jealous again. Calling Kerath a dog; that's just rude!

she's an elephant by her own admission