Wow, I am not sure I would really consider any of these to be "classics" outside of maybe California Love
To me, classics would be more along the lines of:
I guess I would consider this a classic:
Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. ~ Caboose
The OP mentions "classics" and posts shit from this century. Mind boggling.