"Would you like to go out with me?"
She said no.
I'm actually looking for money, work is just an unwanted side effect.
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Last edited by Maharishi; 2011-10-03 at 04:40 AM.
The standard type of "asking her out" has a predetermined goal, which puts a pressure on you and the girl.
Don't do that.
Just invite her to something that you both like. If it works out - great.
If not - now you have a friend who might invite you to social gatherings or introduce you to other girls.
Say "How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
She'll smile, blush probably, and say: *giggle* "How much?"
You say: "Approximatley 1100 pounds. If you thought they could break ice you'd be seriously misinformed considering that Polar Bears natural habit is 85% ice and if they were contrusted to weigh more than the ice, it would all break and they'd drown after a few hours.....
Nice to meet you."
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. "
"I like every bone in your body, especially mine. "
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? "
"Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. "
"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? "
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. "
"If i ask you for sex, would you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?"
People who ask how to ask a someone out have obviously never had a boy/girlfriend there's no special way you need to do it, just talk to them and then eventually either tell them you like them or just straight ask them out, yeah sure giving them gifts and stuff is cool but not when you want to ask them out for the first time I mean that's a little desperate to impress
I think you guys read it wrong o,o I wasn't asking was for I to ask out a girl. I wanted to know fun story's of unique ways you guys have xDD
SN: Love everyone responses tho! xD Hilarious!
---------- Post added 2011-10-03 at 02:16 AM ----------
HAHA xDD I Done 50 nerdy flirt lines on her all ready d:
Last edited by FrankJA; 2011-10-03 at 02:14 AM.
what do you do if they say no? Never asked a girl out before (or ever even flirted with one) but are you just supposed to walk away or something? Just wondering just incase I become normal some day and do it.
Take her to dinner.
Bitches love dinner.
I have to agree with the others here though. Doing it straight up in person I think is a good, safe way to go. I don't like the idea of doing it via text... if you like him/her enough, do it in person.
Last edited by Windgrace21; 2011-10-03 at 04:09 AM.
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My most unique way so far..
Spring Break in Mexico at an all inclusive resort. Drunk by 11 AM (bar opened at 1030). Me and my buddy went to get food saw a girl by the pool wearing CU Buffaloes shorts (that's where I went at the time)
My line... "Hey I go to CU to. We are going to get some food. You should come with us its free so you have no excuse."
We've been together for the last 5 years.