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    I love the advises of Vikus... Both made me laugh xD

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    Had friend who really liked pokemon, so I did the thing where you show her a pokemon team that has 6 names which say "Will you go out with me", it worked (;

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderdome View Post
    My most unique way so far..

    Spring Break in Mexico at an all inclusive resort. Drunk by 11 AM (bar opened at 1030). Me and my buddy went to get food saw a girl by the pool wearing CU Buffaloes shorts (that's where I went at the time)

    My line... "Hey I go to CU to. We are going to get some food. You should come with us its free so you have no excuse."

    We've been together for the last 5 years.
    Glad to hear you and your buddy are doing well. What ever happened to the CU chick?

  4. #44
    "Say girl, why don't you come over and wrap them legs around my head"

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    I have never ever never ever asked a girl out in my entire life, so i think the op is inaccurate.

    For me it has always been a mutual understanding and we end up kissing or making out long before we talk about dating. Although, I have had girls use their friends to ask me out before. I have always thought that asking someone out is stupid. If you have to ask someone out, doesnt that mean that your not sure if they like you? If your sure that they like you, then they should already be mutually flirting with you or in very close proximity, and from there you take it to the next step.

    Why would you be asking someone out if you don't know if they like you? You might as well ask out every single girl that walks by, and I consider that very demeaning to yourself. "Hey stranger, wanna go out with me? because im so desperate im asking out anything that looks pretty."

    I would have to ask out anything that looks attractive to me which would be really stupid, exhausting, and not worth my time. If I know someone already likes me as well, then I take the next move instead of using cheap conversation. You should be able to tell if a girl likes you in that manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graviteh View Post
    "Hey bitch, let me get a piece o' dat ass"
    say "hey let me cook you breakfast next morning."

    on a more serious note, person who said just strike up a conversation with them had it right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Collegeguy View Post
    I have never ever never ever asked a girl out in my entire life, so i think the op is inaccurate.

    For me it has always been a mutual understanding and we end up kissing or making out long before we talk about dating. Although, I have had girls use their friends to ask me out before. I have always thought that asking someone out is stupid. If you have to ask someone out, doesnt that mean that your not sure if they like you? If your sure that they like you, then they should already be mutually flirting with you or in very close proximity, and from there you take it to the next step.

    Why would you be asking someone out if you don't know if they like you? You might as well ask out every single girl that walks by, and I consider that very demeaning to yourself. "Hey stranger, wanna go out with me? because im so desperate im asking out anything that looks pretty."

    I would have to ask out anything that looks attractive to me which would be really stupid, exhausting, and not worth my time. If I know someone already likes me as well, then I take the next move instead of using cheap conversation. You should be able to tell if a girl likes you in that manner.
    Some people don't openly flirt with everyone they find attractive, and other people don't have many ways/opportunities to constantly be flirting with several people on a day-to-day basis. After you leave school it's much more difficult to find people that are your same age and that have the same interests as you, and have the opportunity to casually flirt with them daily.
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    I just walk up and ask them if they want to go out some time.

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    the back o' yo head is ridiculous

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    Maybe I'm wrong and some of the girls here on the forum could respond to that, but I believe that just being straight up and asking them out on a date is fairly sure fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davisdoesdallas View Post
    Maybe I'm wrong and some of the girls here on the forum could respond to that, but I believe that just being straight up and asking them out on a date is fairly sure fire.
    I doubt there's any girls who would actually complain about the method.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
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    Get to know the girl and your new-found knowledge of her should inform your method.

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    I used this one about two weeks ago on Sept 19th.

    It be a wee o'er a week since last we exchanged signals from afar, so I hope this message finds ye well. I be wonderin' if ye be interested in rendezvousin' at a tavern o' yer choice sometime in the next fortnight or so. Last I recall ye said ye reside near the northern latitudes o' this region, so if ye be in agreement, choose a location within sailin' distance o' yer local port o' call and ******. Afterward, dispatch me the coordinates and an estimated time of arrival and if need be we can make further arrangements.

    I be eagerly awaitin' yer response,
    and the response I got was:
    Ahoy, I be excited to hear from thee. Yer message talked of meeting in a tavern near the port of ***** ey? How does Sunday around the height of the sun work? We shall discuss the where abouts of thee x at a later time when I be by a computer. Have a pirate-tactic day
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    Quote Originally Posted by vikus View Post
    text her saying her father, mother, or closest living relative is in the hospital and that you'll come to pick her up.

    When she gets in the car (probably crying, pssh, whatever) tell her what you meant to say is "will you go out with me" and not "your dad got stabbed."

    simple misunderstanding, tell her it's not her fault.
    win! 100/10.

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    OP's Avatar says it all... Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendanb View Post
    Find an opportunity to get close to her, like face to face close, stare into her eyes and just kiss her. Kiss her for however long she'll kiss back.

    You'll find out if she's interested and things will move on from there.
    That's a good strategy... if you want to get slapped in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars_Trueskills View Post
    OP's Avatar says it all... Good luck.
    You said exactly what I was thinking, and you may be infracted and I won't.

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    Pull up in your sweet ride and mouth the words and actions to this...that'll get the chicks bro.

    -_- seriously now, if you like someone, talk to them like a normal person for a small amount of time, then ask if they want to get a drink. easy as that, no expectations or stupid risk and build up

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    I used this one about two weeks ago on Sept 19th.

    It be a wee o'er a week since last we exchanged signals from afar, so I hope this message finds ye well. I be wonderin' if ye be interested in rendezvousin' at a tavern o' yer choice sometime in the next fortnight or so. Last I recall ye said ye reside near the northern latitudes o' this region, so if ye be in agreement, choose a location within sailin' distance o' yer local port o' call and ******. Afterward, dispatch me the coordinates and an estimated time of arrival and if need be we can make further arrangements.

    I be eagerly awaitin' yer response,

    and the response I got was:

    Ahoy, I be excited to hear from thee. Yer message talked of meeting in a tavern near the port of ***** ey? How does Sunday around the height of the sun work? We shall discuss the where abouts of thee x at a later time when I be by a computer. Have a pirate-tactic day

    Girls love pirates.
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