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  1. #101
    "Nice shoes wanna fuck?"
    yeah its old, but it works

  2. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    Which is why many Italians live at home with the parents for so long compared to many other nations.
    Lol, I am Italian-American, my wife's familly is from Italy and.......I approve this message :-)

  3. #103
    Quote Originally Posted by Taldred View Post
    The best way to ask someone out is to let things progress naturally. If there's genuine chemistry between two people, it tends to become pretty obvious. Get to know them as a friend first and foremost - don't just jump straight into a relationship.
    Do not listen to this guy

    It is a proven fact you cannot get out of the friend zone

  4. #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graviteh View Post
    "Hey bitch, let me get a piece o' dat ass"
    ^this pretty much


    Is it wierd i sleep beside a Metallica album?

    Le epic return.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mixup View Post
    BY CELESTIA'S BEARD! IT'S CAMZ! I haven't seen ye 'round these parts in AGES!

  5. #105
    Don't ask just say: we should go out. (act like you don't really care if she comes or not)

    I am going to X place later, if you care to join.
    We should hag out some other time.
    I am going to be at X, you should show up later.
    Bad - This is a bad player, he refuses to learn how to play correctly.
    Casual - This is a player that will let everything else take priority over wow.
    Hardcore - This is a player that is fine with putting things on hold while he's on wow.
    Bad/Good - Measure of Skill.
    Casual/Hardcore - Measure of Time

  6. #106
    STEP 1: like the girl
    STEP 2: get her to like you (online chatting is the easiest, most convenient tool)
    STEP 3: give subtle signs that u like her (making her wonder "when the hell is he gonna ask me out?!")
    STEP 4: BOOM! 1st date (try to be a gentleman here....unless u don't care for a 2nd date)

    then whatever.....the time span for this process varies ofc but it wont fail...unless ur after on of those sexists.....fackin vibrator named pete :/
    Peace, the number 1 reason for War.
    Fight on my minions
    /petattack

  7. #107
    youtube.com/watch?v=-J8haGjYkhc&feature=channel_video_title

    OGfurios is the best.

  8. #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadface View Post
    Do not listen to this guy

    It is a proven fact you cannot get out of the friend zone
    Someone visits 4chan too much. IE: lack of IRL experience.

    Case in point: Friends with a girl. Hanging out at her house playing Smash Bros. Messing around, poking her when I win etc.. End up wrestling/tickling her. Just stare at her and smile. Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.
    Last edited by Typrax; 2011-10-03 at 01:01 PM.

  9. #109
    I was in bed with the last woman I asked out. Which seems a bit odd, but it worked.

  10. #110
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    Tell her you work for NASA and you'll be going on a special mission this friday, and you might not return.. Give her the chance to be the last thing you'll see in this life.

  11. #111
    Quote Originally Posted by Typrax View Post
    Someone visits 4chan too much. IE: lack of IRL experience.

    Case in point: Friends with a girl. Hanging out at her house playing Smash Bros. Messing around, poking her when I win etc.. End up wrestling/tickling her. Just stare at her and smile. Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.
    You watch to many teen movies

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadface View Post
    You watch to many teen movies
    You know all the drinking and stupid shit they do in those movies? That's real too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heinevilla View Post
    Tell her you work for NASA and you'll be going on a special mission this friday, and you might not return.. Give her the chance to be the last thing you'll see in this life.
    i think you was thinking of "SNASA", your welcome.

  14. #114
    Get a wingman and make them say: "My friend's looking for someone to copulate with".

  15. #115
    Quote Originally Posted by StylesClashv3 View Post
    Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed-bag Pnaar wwww.
    "Aaargh!"
    Hold onto my horns.
    "Goat-Booooy!"
    Yes my love.
    "You're a big old smelly thing."
    Bill Hicks ftw!
    Koodledrum - Balnazzar EU - 85 Priest - Retired.

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    You're My Wife Now! He seems to be able to easily collect wifes 0o

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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  18. #118
    Well the way I've seen it done is
    "Hey you're pretty and I'm hot. Wanna fuck?"
    Next thing you know they're making out.
    My friends a total asshole who humps and dumps monthly but then again it's with really dumb loose girls.

  19. #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by Typrax View Post
    Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.
    Call me old fashioned, but there's something wrong with this order

    OT: I've never actually asked anyone out :-O so can't give an interesting example of something fun/unique I've done. Was amusing to read some of these responses.
    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has got to be the best so far

    ---------- Post added 2011-10-03 at 11:49 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Thehansenman View Post
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    Actually no, this one wins.

    Smoooooth!
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