Unique Way's Of Asking A Girl(Or Guy) Out

[kittenswithdeathrays]

"Nice shoes wanna fuck?"
yeah its old, but it works

[Scathbais]

Which is why many Italians live at home with the parents for so long compared to many other nations.

Lol, I am Italian-American, my wife's familly is from Italy and.......I approve this message :-)

[sadface]

The best way to ask someone out is to let things progress naturally. If there's genuine chemistry between two people, it tends to become pretty obvious. Get to know them as a friend first and foremost - don't just jump straight into a relationship.

Do not listen to this guy

It is a proven fact you cannot get out of the friend zone

[Deleted]

"Hey bitch, let me get a piece o' dat ass"

^this pretty much

[Deleted]

Don't ask just say: we should go out. (act like you don't really care if she comes or not)

I am going to X place later, if you care to join.
We should hag out some other time.
I am going to be at X, you should show up later.

[salpsan]

STEP 1: like the girl
STEP 2: get her to like you (online chatting is the easiest, most convenient tool)
STEP 3: give subtle signs that u like her (making her wonder "when the hell is he gonna ask me out?!")
STEP 4: BOOM! 1st date (try to be a gentleman here....unless u don't care for a 2nd date)

then whatever.....the time span for this process varies ofc but it wont fail...unless ur after on of those sexists.....fackin vibrator named pete :/

[Deleted]

youtube.com/watch?v=-J8haGjYkhc&feature=channel_video_title

OGfurios is the best.

[dwarven]

Do not listen to this guy

It is a proven fact you cannot get out of the friend zone

Someone visits 4chan too much. IE: lack of IRL experience.

Case in point: Friends with a girl. Hanging out at her house playing Smash Bros. Messing around, poking her when I win etc.. End up wrestling/tickling her. Just stare at her and smile. Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.

[Durandro]

I was in bed with the last woman I asked out. Which seems a bit odd, but it worked.

[heinevilla]

Tell her you work for NASA and you'll be going on a special mission this friday, and you might not return.. Give her the chance to be the last thing you'll see in this life.

[sadface]

Someone visits 4chan too much. IE: lack of IRL experience.

Case in point: Friends with a girl. Hanging out at her house playing Smash Bros. Messing around, poking her when I win etc.. End up wrestling/tickling her. Just stare at her and smile. Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.

You watch to many teen movies

[dwarven]

You watch to many teen movies

You know all the drinking and stupid shit they do in those movies? That's real too.

[Deleted]

Tell her you work for NASA and you'll be going on a special mission this friday, and you might not return.. Give her the chance to be the last thing you'll see in this life.

i think you was thinking of "SNASA", your welcome.

[Mrkew]

Get a wingman and make them say: "My friend's looking for someone to copulate with".

[koodledrum]

Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed-bag Pnaar wwww.
"Aaargh!"
Hold onto my horns.
"Goat-Booooy!"
Yes my love.
"You're a big old smelly thing."

Bill Hicks ftw!

[Frozenbeef]

You're My Wife Now! He seems to be able to easily collect wifes 0o

[Deleted]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Borfl]

Well the way I've seen it done is
"Hey you're pretty and I'm hot. Wanna fuck?"
Next thing you know they're making out.
My friends a total asshole who humps and dumps monthly but then again it's with really dumb loose girls.

[Kerath]

Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.

Call me old fashioned, but there's something wrong with this order

OT: I've never actually asked anyone out :-O so can't give an interesting example of something fun/unique I've done. Was amusing to read some of these responses.
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has got to be the best so far

---------- Post added 2011-10-03 at 11:49 PM ----------

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Actually no, this one wins.

Smoooooth!