Do you sleep with a bat next to your bed?

[ghtybv]

Some of the apartments near my house have been broken into, which is odd because there are million dollar houses a few blocks away. i sleep with a hatchet near my bed.

[QwertySham]

Scissors, 2 airsoft rifles, 1 gas airsoft pistol, an xbox 360, and 2 cats... 1 of them being black. I don't see the need for a bat

[-Atlass-]

Semi-Auto Browning 12GA with Slugs pre-loaded

[Vapori]

ACTUALLY I sleep with THIS under my bed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

[Swiftzy]

Voted yes, but this is America. So i sleep with a Remington 870 shotgun.

''Welcome to America!''

[Seasqwaa]

No, but I have my trusty fountain pen. They're sharp, right?

Bah, who am I kidding, I'm a man. I use my fists.
I block bullets with a single finger too.

Damn, now I feel like I'm going too far...

No one has a gun around here. Yay... peace.

[Shadowater]

no bat. two sais tho. my dog ate the bat...

[Brogrom]

I don't on my side of the bed, but my wife has one on her side. She gets really paranoid when I am out of town for work.

[Stormcall]

No, not a bat....I have a Springfield XDM loaded with 16 .40 cal hollowpoints nearby though.

Didn't buy the pistol for protection, specifically, more because I'm interested in shooting and the XDM is a really nice pistol at a really good price. But since I DO have the pistol handy regardless, I figured I'll keep it ready just on the off chance it IS ever needed. My neighborhood isn't bad so I don't expect I ever will need it for defense purposes, but never say never, you know?

[-Zait-]

I have a knife and a flashlight next to my bed, on my nightstand.

[Deleted]

This is funny . Anyway I don't sleep in such manor because I live in a safe neighborhood, safe building, behind safe locks etc.

TBH I think you might have some problems swinging that bat in a small room and close distance. You better get a knife or something.

[Slummish]

No, I live in a nice neighbourhood and I don't have paranoia issues.

I feel safe already. Putting a bat next to my bed would make me feel less safe, because it'd be a sign I have psychological problems.

I live in a gated community with armed guards at the gate and a private police force patrolling the streets. I have a private guard stationed at the base of my long driveway 24 hours a day and a small family of trained German shepherds on the grounds... and I still sleep with a loaded .45 in my nightstand.

And I don't have psychological problems.

[Ironhorn]

Not a bat but I have a katana on my dresser (a real sword not some $50 hunk of crap) and a Colt King Cobra 357 mag in my dresser. Gotta be ready for the zombie apocalypse.

[Millhi]

No. O_o


However, I do have ninja swords under my bed for some reason. ¯\(o_O)/¯

Just confess, It's because you think you are in a ninja anime at night, aint it?

[Godshot]

Nope, but i got the sword from winning a MMA competition. so the dudes only hope is that hes got a gun otherwise its game over

[Deleted]

No, but I have a sword under my bed.

so when someone breaks in your going to swing your sword and then swing it again :P?

[psdew1813]

not a bat, but a hunting knife and a lucha libre mask.

[Bearshield]

No bat, but I do have a 100lb German Shepherd if my home security alarm doesn't deter you...

[Judge Malthred]

No bat, but there is a Frostmorne in an ice shard at the head of my bead and several 'battle-ready' swords on the wall I use in training. So.... BRING IT!

[Deleted]

I live in a gated community with armed guards at the gate and a private police force patrolling the streets. I have a private guard stationed at the base of my long driveway 24 hours a day and a small family of trained German shepherds on the grounds... and I still sleep with a loaded .45 in my nightstand.

And I don't have psychological problems.

Sorry to say but you do...