I remember when I used to work at a fast food joint in my last year of high school and I had started (stupidly) smoking. I was having one after an evening shift waiting to be picked up and my mum arrived early. I threw my cigg in the bush and then just thought 'fuck it', picked it back up and started smoking - no point hiding it anymore, my dad was a smoker. She was super mad and I felt pretty bad about that.
My dad's walked in on my having sex before; luckily he didn't turn the light on, lol.
Besides those two things I've never really been caught by them doing anything super wrong or embarassing. When I got my first piercings they hit the roof, same with my tattoos. Also when I was caught drinking underage. But nothing I was trying to sneak past them kinda thing, except the drinking with mates but they didn't catch me, the cops did. Haha.
Caught me smoking pot, didn't care a bit. Caught me masturbating, later at dinner she laughed about it and told me she does the same. Thanks mom for ruining my dinner.
Watching American Pie Band Camp when I was 9.
Oh noes, mild nudity and sex jokes. I'm totally going to grow up to be kidnapping pedophile rapist because of that.
Playing World of Warcraft.
The lips of the righteous shall meditate wisdom, and he shall speak justice.
Doing cutting/branding/scarification - though more like results of it, not the actual act. It made her quite sad.
Nothing else comes to mind right now; I did most of the bad stuff outside of home or after I moved out.
Go away Dani
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Remember that time that all the Uldum herbs were respawning insanely fast, like as soon as you picked a node another node would instantly spawn about 5 feet away? I spent the entire weekend herbing on my druid, and one day my mom comes in to wake me up and she's kinda pissed because it's like 4pm. She asks "why the hell are you sleeping in so late you freaking bum?" and while still half asleep I somehow grumbled "I was selling my herbs."
So now my mom thinks I'm a weed dealer, and she thinks my WoW related explanation is just a weak excuse for a coverup.
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My door was locked all the time unless I sleep so I didn't get caught doing personal stuff.
It's the internet. You never know if people are either sarcastic or just bad.
I went through a satanist phase, my mom finds out and I go right back to atheism.
my mother caught me having sex 3 times...2 of the times i was at my appartment(i dont live with the parentals anymore. She no longer has a key to my appartment because of this.)
she also caught me bagging and weighing little green plants...which was not fun to explain
Other than the obvious thing that mothers always catch you at because they have no concept of knocking, she caught me shoplifting once.
>>;; I blame the fact that she underfed us.