WHats the worst thing your mum has caught you doing.

[Deleted]

In the model viewer with a female draenei without underwear,,,hard to explain, damn it.

[I stand in fire]

She walked in on me fapping to porn a couple of times. It may be embarrassing for most of you, but growing up in a really a conservative mormon family it's a big deal. As in taking away your rig for a couple of months for masturbating to a couple of naughty nurses going down on each other. Thank god i know how to cover my tracks or else my mom would find out the OTHER things I've been looking at.

Even today, I'm 23 years old and I have to be very careful when I have my 'me' time. (My financial situation made it necessary to move back home )

[Splenda]

Talking to a boy I liked over an instant messenger about racy things. You know, typical teenager stuff.

Yes, that's the worse she's ever seen me do.

[Rakeer]

Getting my head stuck in a chair. No joke.

[BlueGender]

Playing World of Warcraft

[-Zait-]

Not so much my Mom, but a while ago my gf at the time's Mom nearly caught us messing around a few times...good thing I have a quick reaction time >_>

[Zarios]

Porn history, learned quickly.

[-Zait-]

I used to sleep with my parents all the time up until I was like 11 or so. I remember waking up one night and I knew something was wrong because I was on my dad's side of the bed, and the bed was moving, I look over and.... and.... OH GOD>.... IOhfiBfjkdjfjanjnd.. my brain. Q_Q My mom and dad were doing it.

Oh God I'm so sorry ._.

Here's a picture of a kitten to purify your mind:

[Lysah]

Worst for which person?

[Rageissues]

Caught me watching porn when I was 12. Luckily I was yet to discover fapping at that point, so it could have been MUCH worse.

[DrBob3002]

Smoking weed. My mom (and family to some extent) are heavily Christian so they are against it without really knowing much about it. So they found out, made me give up my stash, and made me have regular family meetings to let me know how much I hurt them.

I don't really care that I had to give it up I'd rather have my family's love and trust even if it is on a very controversial issue.

[Jakexe]

My mum walked in on me with my lips around a bong and her best friends daughter's lips around my cock. Steering your mum in the eyes with your dick in her god daughters mouth is by far the most awkward situation I've ever found myself in.

[Argyle]

Have yet to be caught doing anything. I lock my door so yea, but sometimes the door is either unlocked or open when I wake up and question myself...

[ambivalence]

My mum hasn't ever caught me doing anything, was very good at being secretive back then. My college roommates on the other hand... Sorry Eric and Phil...

[Idrinkwhiterussians]

Well, I have fortunately NOT been caught...

Was nearly a few times while at my ex's house, when she still lived with her parents, and I would bang her all night. Afterwords, I would have to sneak out between the times of when her dad got up and went to work and when her mum woke up...

I am sure her younger sister heard us a few times.


EDIT: I just remembered the time I was at my dad's house and he tried to walk in the bathroom as I was taking a piss. Good thing the door was so close to me I was able to throw my hand out and catch it.

[Nalnik]

Stuff I've actually been caught at? Probably lying to her.
Stuff I've done? I admit (almost) nothing.

Never leave anything suspicious in your search history, delete any autofills, and have a fake history that you browsed at the same time as the real.
It's stupidly easy to get away with stuff when you're the "good" child. "It's a study group at so-and-so's house." Just make sure that you figure some extra time, as Moms seem to show up a half hour early, and have some study materials with you and open on a table (books, class notes, etc).
Heck, I started a fight once and the other guy got arrested because between the two of us, it would be stupid to think that I started it. I was known as a goody 2 shoes and the other guy had a history of fights. At first glance, you'd think I would have gotten pounded into the sidewalk. To be fair, the kid was a bully and deserved it.

PS I kicked his ass and forced him to run away. Never underestimate the quiet ones.

[Deleted]

Act civil x)
That was the first thing, what comes my mind.

[jjson334]

nalnik: well yeah usually the quit 1's are the most dangerous if u didin't no that ur just asking for pain...

[Drunkenfinn]

Having sex, though it wasnt all that embarassing.

However, when she walked in to say "dinner time" while I was masturbating... Well, I think that was the most awkward dinner I've ever had.

[Deleted]

Got caught smoking a few months back after 3 years of successfully hiding it. Wasn't that terrible. I was 18 when I started smoking and I pay for my own cigarettes, it was just annoying having to sit through "the talk".