Make a Pandaren joke.

[Tosu]

Blizzard must think WoW is like a Zoo, they think everyone will rush to it if they think they have Panda-In........

That's my attempt, now yours!

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Only one comes to mind.

"They say we're endangered, but my fist says otherwise."


We were talking in-game jokes, right?

[Thage]

People think Pandaren are like Kung Fu Panda. Then they look at Samwise's Pandaren art and realize this black-and-white bear can probably bench press the lighthouse in Old Quel'Thalas and can throw down like someone rolled Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Ip Man all into the same package. That's the real Pandaren joke.

[Deleted]

Q: What's Black, White and Asian all at the same time?
A: Pandas. Easing racial tensions since 1999.

[Lovestar]

I think you're just pandaren to the masses with this thread.

[Sand Person]

pandas are gonna be a playable race! c'mon! i laughed.

[IHarley]

Q: What's Black, White and Asian all at the same time?
A: Pandas. Easing racial tensions since 1999.

ROFL, pure win.. I'll stick with this joke.

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Q: What's Black, White and Asian all at the same time?
A: Pandas. Easing racial tensions since 1999.

Best non-trolling answer in this thread.

[Klasis]

Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they look bad in denim jackets.

Or...


A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'



Or.... Why do pandas like old movies? Because they are in black and white.

[Lenin]

I would kiss you, but I've got puke breath. :*

[Deleted]

What do you call an expansion themed around pandas?

Unlikely.

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'

I stand corrected, this is the best joke.

[ohshift]

"I'm a pandaren"

Theres your joke

[Deleted]

Q: What's more elusive than a Pandaren?
A: Your sex life. OHOOOOOOOOO

[Trassk]

How many Pandaren does it take to change a lightbulb?

12, 1 to get the bambo stick 11 to finish off the beer.

What, I suck at making jokes!

[Linzo]

Q: Why do Pandaren like old movies?

A: Because they’re in black and white.
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Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A: A pandaren rolling down a hill

[Tierbook]

Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they look bad in denim jackets.

Or...


A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'



Or.... Why do pandas like old movies? Because they are in black and white.

i remember reading the 2nd one on the back of a grammar book lol

[frogger237]

Q: How many Pandaren does it take to light a candle in World of Warcraft?
A: PANDAREN ARE A JOKE RACE AND NOT LORE /RAGEQUIT.

Knock knock:
Whose there?
Pandaren.
Pandaren who?
Pandaren the oven, has brownies on it.

(not sure If I pronounce it right, I say it as Pan Dare en/in)

[Deleted]

Q: What's Black, White and Asian all at the same time?
A: Pandas. Easing racial tensions since 1999.

So Tiger Woods is a Panda?

[Callace]

How many Pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?