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    I have a journal containing every last dream I've had since June of 2010...
    Well. I suppose I can read to them about that one dream I had about the WoW Succubus queen... Hopefully all the brains zombies eat will give them some sort of understanding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Remilia View Post
    Well... you can always chuck the cup.
    Fair point, but it really wouldn't do all that much extra damage. Plus, zombies like soda, so at least one zombie...and everyone around it...would be kept busy for at least a few seconds, which is more than could be said about my mornin' tea. And that's if it even does anything.


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    wait, why would zombies like soda? I thought zombies only liked brains. If anything, they'd ignore it and still go after you :P

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    A d20 dice...
    Maybe I can challenge them to a game of dice, and then run away when they are not looking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    wait, why would zombies like soda? I thought zombies only liked brains. If anything, they'd ignore it and still go after you :P
    Zombies like anything. Sure, not as much as bbbbbbbrrrrrraaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssss, but...yeah.


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    hmmmm brains or soda....brains or soda...BRAINS OR SODA??? yeah :P

    that's like catnip or fluffy mouse toy that a cat would be bored of

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    I'll be honest. This is the first time that I am glad that I was sharpening the chainsaw. Pity I chose the sharpening tool instead.
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    A box of Q-tips - hardly a deadly weapon I'd be dead in an instant.

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    I dont think my remote control is going to do me much good, unless I can use it to turn the zombies off.
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    Lucky me... a pair of scissors about 5 inches of stainless steel.

    Well honestly running is the best solution, a pair of scissors can be useful sometime... maybe get a rope, break the scissors in 2 and tie each end and use it as a double sided Kyoketsu-shoge.

    But if I'm in a corner I'm fucked. If you're cornered by zombies you're fucked unless you got a riot shield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splenda View Post
    I dont think my remote control is going to do me much good, unless I can use it to turn the zombies off.
    Rewind the zombie apocalypse and save the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inner Universe View Post
    Rewind the zombie apocalypse and save the world.
    Fast forward apocalypse, watch world burn.

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    There is literally....

    Nothing near my immediate vicinity. Unless you wanna count my Laptop, or the basket of laundry 5 feet from where I'm sitting. I'm pretty much doomed

    Maybe the Zombies will be like "dayumhefat" and walk away. If they decide to actually eat me, I hope I'll make a good zombie.
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    The key to my apartment..
    I shall lure them all inside, step outside, lock the door, and thus prevent them from ever leaving!

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    A miniature, squishy plastic triceratops :S

    Perhaps as the same consistency as brains and would work as a distraction while I escape?
    :P

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    A stack of business cards... deadly throw !

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    i grabbed my 3ds..well if zombies are real..so are pokemon...go espeon use psychic.
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    an empty drinks bottle.... nice knowing you guys.

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    Shit......I have a thumb tac
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    so i picked a bic lighter.... i hope they're flammable.

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