Dragonflight Beta - Build 45969 Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts

Dragonflight Beta - Build 45969 Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts
The latest beta build added the Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts!




Dracthyr Male Flirts
  • One look at you and my head is in the clouds.
  • You bring the dungeon and I'll bring the dragon.
  • When I see you, I lose all my fire resistance
  • With you and me together, the sky is the limit
  • Let's ask a Bronze Dragon to turn back time so I can fall for you all over again
  • I look good from scale to tail
  • Careful, my kiss can melt your heart. Literally.

Dracthyr Male Jokes
  • A Bronze Dragon is never late, nor are they early. They arrive precisely when they mean to.
  • One time, I sneezed inside a cheese shop. That's how I discovered my love for fondue.
  • They say dragons can grow up to fifty feet, but I've never met one with more than four.
  • My favorite place is the library. You could say I'm a real bookworm. Get it? Wyrm.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just the immense plume of fire coming out of my mouth?
  • Can you believe there was a dragon living in Stormwind and nobody realized it? You'd think the smell of sulfur would have given her away.
  • You can never have too many Dracthyr! We scale really well.

Dracthyr Female Flirts
  • Those claws look heavy. How about you let me hold one?
  • Do you believe in love at first flight?
  • You must be an updraft, because you make my heart soar.
  • I want to be the wind beneath your wings.
  • You must be tired, because you've been flying through my mind all day.
  • Cold blooded? Not a chance. How about I warm things up for you.
  • What's my type? Tall, scaly, and brooding of course.

Dracthyr Female Jokes
  • The Dracthyr are excellent musicians. We really know our scales.
  • What do you call a Dracthyr who can juggle? Talon-ted!
  • I never have a plan. I prefer to wing it.
  • I get bored easily, the day really seems to drag-on.
  • Think your morning breath is bad? Mine sets things on fire.
  • What do dragons and onions have in common? They both have layers! Get it? Lairs!
  • I showed my tail to one of those wolf people, but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why?
This article was originally published in forum thread: Dragonflight Beta - Build 45969 Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts started by chaud View original post
Published on 2022-10-06 05:37 AM
46 Comments
Comments 46 Comments
  1. Alyzah's Avatar
    Are you guys actually serious that the gendering of the Dracthyr voicelines are offensive or are you being sarcastic? I do hope it's the latter because if not, this is a sad society we live in.
  1. Linkedblade's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Throwme View Post
    In this day and age, I'm somehow really pleased that this particular one passed QA!
    That's on chaud, not blizzard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alyzah View Post
    Are you guys actually serious that the gendering of the Dracthyr voicelines are offensive or are you being sarcastic? I do hope it's the latter because if not, this is a sad society we live in.
    Definitely sarcasm.
  1. StillMcfuu's Avatar
    A Bronze Dragon is never late, nor are they early. They arrive precisely when they mean to.
    They control time, it doesn't matter when they arrive.
  1. panda040's Avatar
    holy fuck those jokes are bad, literally all puns on scales and flying
  1. Eazy's Avatar
    They're fine.

    But I would say that some of them are as offensive as the ones that were deleted before.
  1. MrLoque's Avatar
    So, after all the buzz and the gender complains, here we are.

    Male and female.
  1. Th3Scourge's Avatar
    Thankfully the General Secretary and Commissar Committee has reviewed these jokes and flirts and deemed them acceptable for release.

    I miss Afrasiabi
  1. mcnally86's Avatar
    Edit: Sorry I quoted the wrong person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panda040 View Post
    holy fuck those jokes are bad, literally all puns on scales and flying
    It's time for PANDAmonium
  1. Hyrican's Avatar
    they could have just recorded and played all the jokes and flirts in both audio types...
  1. loras's Avatar
    The jokes are silly and perfect, but when heard they really fall short in the delivery somehow.
    I kinda really hope they add more voice options for all races, nevermind the gender crap.
  1. ThatsOurEric's Avatar
    Voices are good (could use a bit more raspyness),
    but damn most of these are garbage.
  1. Xantous4201's Avatar
    Can someone ELI5:"I showed my tail to one of those wolf people, but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why?" I am not getting the reference.
  1. Lorgar Aurelian's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Xantous4201 View Post
    Can someone ELI5:"I showed my tail to one of those wolf people, but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why?" I am not getting the reference.
    Worgen players have been asking for tails for a while and the hive was kicked recently in BTS when Genn is described as having one when he doesn’t.
  1. Powerogue's Avatar
    There's always going to be people critiquing these lines but "We scale really well" has me rolling.
  1. Beet's Avatar
    I remember when Blizz used to actually make funny jokes and flirts with the races. Good times those were. Really though are any of you surprised these are so bad? This company is now ran by people with the same sensibilities as right wing Christians circa 1995 and won’t let anything that could even be misconstrued as offensive by ANYONE get in. This is the company that censored a 15 year old blurry pixelated painting that almost no one noticed in an old ass dungeon after all. Thank goodness for that bowl of fruit!


    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    There's always going to be people critiquing these lines but "We scale really well" has me rolling.
    … it has you rolling? Really?!
  1. Jester Joe's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Beet View Post
    I remember when Blizz used to actually make funny jokes and flirts with the races.
    The secret is that they were always cringe.
  1. Chilela's Avatar
    These jokes are kinda just "there" for me. There's definitely a chuckle here and there, but you can definitely tell they're attempting to ensure things are inoffensive.

    As an aside, I wouldn't be surprised if the old guard would have snuck in something along the lines of, "I'll have you know I can be a VERY Bad Dragon" as a flirt.
  1. Ealyssa's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by StillMcfuu View Post
    They control time, it doesn't matter when they arrive.
    Congratz, you got the joke...
  1. StillMcfuu's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ealyssa View Post
    Congratz, you got the joke...
    No the joke in LotR is about Gandalf joking about a wizards self importance. The joke doesn't make sense because if you control time there is no such thing as early or late. Like the meme: "what do we want? Time Travel, When down we want it? It's irrelevant."

    Wizards don't control time, that's not what the joke is about.
  1. Cosmic Janitor's Avatar
    The fondue one got a chuckle out of me, that is more than pandaren and most of the recycle races managed. The race still looks pathetic though, not to mention how lame the dps class is.
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