Dragonflight Beta - Build 45969 Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts
The latest beta build added the Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts!

Dracthyr Male Flirts
  • One look at you and my head is in the clouds.
  • You bring the dungeon and I'll bring the dragon.
  • When I see you, I lose all my fire resistance
  • With you and me together, the sky is the limit
  • Let's ask a Bronze Dragon to turn back time so I can fall for you all over again
  • I look good from scale to tail
  • Careful, my kiss can melt your heart. Literally.

Dracthyr Male Jokes
  • A Bronze Dragon is never late, nor are they early. They arrive precisely when they mean to.
  • One time, I sneezed inside a cheese shop. That's how I discovered my love for fondue.
  • They say dragons can grow up to fifty feet, but I've never met one with more than four.
  • My favorite place is the library. You could say I'm a real bookworm. Get it? Wyrm.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just the immense plume of fire coming out of my mouth?
  • Can you believe there was a dragon living in Stormwind and nobody realized it? You'd think the smell of sulfur would have given her away.
  • You can never have too many Dracthyr! We scale really well.

Dracthyr Female Flirts
  • Those claws look heavy. How about you let me hold one?
  • Do you believe in love at first flight?
  • You must be an updraft, because you make my heart soar.
  • I want to be the wind beneath your wings.
  • You must be tired, because you've been flying through my mind all day.
  • Cold blooded? Not a chance. How about I warm things up for you.
  • What's my type? Tall, scaly, and brooding of course.

Dracthyr Female Jokes
  • The Dracthyr are excellent musicians. We really know our scales.
  • What do you call a Dracthyr who can juggle? Talon-ted!
  • I never have a plan. I prefer to wing it.
  • I get bored easily, the day really seems to drag-on.
  • Think your morning breath is bad? Mine sets things on fire.
  • What do dragons and onions have in common? They both have layers! Get it? Lairs!
  • I showed my tail to one of those wolf people, but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why?
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Comments 46 Comments
  1. Bianconeri's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Beet View Post
    I remember when Blizz used to actually make funny jokes and flirts with the races. Good times those were. Really though are any of you surprised these are so bad? This company is now ran by people with the same sensibilities as right wing Christians circa 1995 and won’t let anything that could even be misconstrued as offensive by ANYONE get in. This is the company that censored a 15 year old blurry pixelated painting that almost no one noticed in an old ass dungeon after all. Thank goodness for that bowl of fruit!

    What are you smoking, WoW jokes and flirts have been this corny and stock since 2004.
  1. The King in Yellow's Avatar
    Okay, some are so bad they got a chuckle out of me.
  1. RyudoTFO's Avatar
    Most of those are super cheesy. I like them!

    I showed my tail to one of those wolf people, but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why?
  1. Mace's Avatar
    The femaile jokes are really good. the male ones a bit lame..

    Blizzard sure is keen on not wanting to be accused of sexism again.

    that was a joke btw. ... or was it?
  1. GUZ's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Wilian View Post
    Whats with the gendering. So very archaic in 2022. Correct it to bodytype 1 and bodytype 2 to be inclusive.
    lol this makes sense.
  1. Eapoe's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Rootsbum View Post
    Ok ok, male voice is on point

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    Eyh, men got «dungeons» too, just with more obstacles
    Wait, is this D&D reference the joke that people are posting about being risqué?
    People really do read too much into things.

    Other than that, they aren’t great. Not horrible. They’re just alright. I cringe chuckled at some. Others I had a genuine chuckle. Nothing that made me have a good laugh or anything.

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