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Introducing Crabby: The Dungeon Helper
Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker)
The next content update for World of Warcraft introduces a brand-new feature designed to make your experience in Azeroth a whole lot user-friendlier. Meet Crabby: The Dungeon Helper! This adorable and knowledgeable crustacean companion will guide you through the game with useful hints, tips, and tricks for every situation. Read more about this upcoming feature on our new Crabby information page.


Dungeon Preview: Tomb of Immortal Darkness
Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker)
Deep below the damp graveyards of Duskwood, an ancient evil stirs in the darkness....

Featuring new gameplay mechanics, revolutionary Deep Dark® technology, three challenging bosses, and a host of incredible rewards, the Tomb of Immortal Darkness will be the third dungeon to see the light – well, maybe just a dim spark in an ocean of utter blackness – in the next World of Warcraft content update. Click here for a preview of the epic adventures that await!



Experience StarCraft Like Never Before
Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker)
We’re proud to present the next step in the evolution of the StarCraft series... and Blizzard Entertainment's long-awaited return to the console scene. Check out our new game information page for all the details, and get ready to fight for control of the Koprulu Sector like never before!


Hold the Power of the Horadrim in Your Hands
Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker)
After years of fevered development and tireless research into the mysteries of the Horadrim, we’ve finally succeeded in capturing the power of one of Sanctuary's most enigmatic artifacts in a portable, downloadable form…. Behold, the Horadric Cube app for your smartphone or supported mobile device! But beware: great power often comes at a terrible price. Visit our Diablo III Horadric Cube app page to learn more, if you dare.
This article was originally published in forum thread: Crabby: The Dungeon Helper, Tomb of Immortal Darkness, Horadric Cube App started by Boubouille View original post
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  1. mmocb0d6912b72's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Holydruid View Post
    you dont know what an elitist is, such an overused word. and i will hate you forever now and in all dimension

    Stupid people useing the term elitist againt players that clearly outskill-outplay them in anyway. omg you cleared 5 bosses heroic and your telling me how to play elitsiiiisiiisiiiststs!!11!'1

    casual players are not running around bashing random buttons which deals damage, thats actualy the baddies which think they are the "casuals" they are not. they are below average.

    Whats the average ..time played/player then? or it can be called an averege
  1. Safetyoff's Avatar
    yep mmo-champ,,, funnier than the panda-garbage but but still,, could have made it semi-believeable
  1. aristoadel's Avatar
    Tomb of Immortal Darkness looks awesome cant wait to go on some adventures. crabby was pretty good april fools joke. man cant wait to plau tomb of immortal darkness.
  1. mmoc0606183866's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by SpriggsTheWarrior View Post
    Obviously fake.
    no raider uses the default UI.
    I use the default UI sometimes, I'm a raider.
  1. paloo's Avatar
    Usually I don't like aprils fools jokes, but Blizz ones are always hilarious. Crabby is nicely done and funny as hell, lol'd @ the rebecca black link. :>

    Also has Omgsogoth has got to be the best Old God name EVER. Plus the Achievements are also badass, "Kill every member of your group while mind-controlled by Omgsogoth, Dark Lord of Twilight." ftw
  1. ZeroWashu's Avatar
    Actually, I love the idea of Tomb of Immortal Darkness. It would be so cool to see mobs portrayed that way - the lights go out and the eyes shine on. Just like how Duskwood has always had creepy eyes.
  1. Mooruid's Avatar
    I'd buy starcraft motion! hahaah
  1. mmoc51324801cd's Avatar
    I would actually like the dark tomb instance! Would be kinda fun to do!
  1. mmocb0d6912b72's Avatar
    And this one also is cool!!!

    Blizzard Employees will never ask you for your password.
    (We're really good at guessing)
  1. mikedarling905's Avatar
    lol i actually want to run the dungeon
  1. mmoc5ddef4d616's Avatar
    Starcraft motion, gief!
  1. mmocbd7c196845's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by mofo View Post
    It's sad that many people didn't realize the Tomb of Immortal Darkness is a take on Amnesia: The Dark Descent, the AWESOME horror game that's played in almost pitch black. You owe it to yourselves to check that game out, especially since it's from an indie dev studio and is quite cheap.
    Though I agree Amnesia: The Dark Descent is totally worth the 15 dollar and people should play it, I can't see how it's a reference to that. Nothing I see in the pictures references Amnesia, apart from the fact that it's... well... dark. Might as well say it's a reference to Harry Potter because it features magic. Or am I missing something?
  1. Barthandelus's Avatar
    lol at the diablo transmution thing, always getting kitchen sinks xD
  1. II Xion II's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth View Post
    You have to be kidding if you're calling them lazy. Go browse the wow website. That crab has a lot of effort put into it.
    THIS!!!

    That crab alone is programmed with a shitload of sayings if you check the Javascript file and it responds interactively and with various variables from your session. That plus the actual memes and humor used with it make it quite the effort!

    But Blizzard also did that fake dungeon thing which was probably a bit of an effort in addition to the SC 2 video which was professionally-made pretty much CGI, SFX, and everything.

    Blizzard has the best April Fools' setup I have seen yet and it's actually funny! No one is fooled on April Fools' anymore except for stupid people and for a company to go through with this shows true love of the art of lolz!
  1. ciggy's Avatar
    This made me laugh so hard, then i scrolled through the screenshots of crabby helping, their's like 6-7 of them and they are so damn funny.
  1. Deathcoffin's Avatar
    is it for real or april fools lol
  1. mercutiouk's Avatar
    But another random 5 man with the lights off (and monsters adjusted to compensate?) DEAR GOD, MAKE IT SO!

    A cave in firelands with beasties that burn and the light from these as one of the few lightsources coded into the map? THAT WOULD BE AWESOMESAUCE!
  1. Pumps's Avatar
    Wut? No real Crabby?
  1. ciggy's Avatar
    damn, crabby is funny "It looks like you're reading the blog; would you like me to look up some words for you?"
  1. dokilar's Avatar
    anyone else find it funny that its a level 84 wielding a zin'rokh going into BWD? lol

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