Pandaren Dances
Tonight's beta patch finally brought us the Pandaren dances!



This article was originally published in forum thread: Pandaren Dances - Beta Build 15668 started by chaud View original post
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  1. mmocc4aaaa980e's Avatar
    I think the male pandarens are an overkill, with all their fancy face animations. They just look like they don't belong in wow, just compare the animations of a female dwarf with them...

    Oh and the female dance is awful that it's unwatchable.
  1. PetersenIII's Avatar
    CARAMELLDANSEN!!!! KAWAIII!!!!!!! <3_<3

    The second sequence with the arms seems to be... not part of it. So maybe I'm wrong?



    I was kind of expecting/hoping for a kata like the male troll. What *is* the male dance anyway? O.o
  1. mmoc0ba67a0b63's Avatar
    Males dance is OWNEAGE!!!! LOVE IT!!!! Wanna play Pandaren Male only just for it!!! Good job Blizz. You make my day!
    Femle dance good but nothing amazing I expected something Epic like Tectonic or similar.
  1. DieFichte's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by wolftech View Post
    I think you got things a little confused...


    After the Alliance puts the green skin animals back into their chains, leading them off to the internment camps where they belong, the might of the human army, respelnent in their glorious armor shall stand in formation and...



    YOU SHOULD BE DANCING... YEAH!
    Ok, let's face it, the story really began to unfold, after the green skinned beasts and the proud humans joined their forces, to help the elves and defeat a terrible evil, and after Azeroth was saved once more, the new found allies joined in and grooved on the field of victory, as nightelves do, lead by Michael Stormrage and Alizeé Whisperwind!
  1. Sylla's Avatar
    Hahaha the male Pandaren's facial expressions are absolutely priceless. The animation quality is so good compared to the old models, kind of makes me sad.
  1. Zazzmi's Avatar
    As usual, the male dance is pure win while the female dance is meh. I do, however, second the motion that someone should make video of a ton of male pandaren doing that dance in sync.
  1. Nasriel's Avatar
    I dunno about the male dance... Though I don't think it's the dance I find off putting... More how completely bizarre the fat belly looks, it "moves" strangely
  1. Peng's Avatar
    Female: Anime Disco-Pop - they didn´t deserve any better.
    Male: Hardstyle Shuffle is cool and powerful. Suits the fat guy well.

    To all of you who can´t understand why someone would quit a game because of a dance: It´s not the dance alone. The dance is just 0.01%. The last 0.01% to leave us really unsatisfied with everything connected to boring, childish and silly Pandaria.
  1. Cevlol's Avatar
    Would've preferred:



    Over that.
  1. bigmethod's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Dremlock1 View Post
    oh so this is why i quit wow. thx for the reminder. That female panda dance made me want to put a bullet in my brain


    EDIT:

    On second thought, the troll potential for this dance is well over 9000
    If you quit wow why are you on these forums... lonely much? lololo

    ---------- Post added 2012-05-09 at 07:12 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Peng View Post
    Female: Anime Disco-Pop - they didn´t deserve any better.
    Male: Hardstyle Shuffle is cool and powerful. Suits the fat guy well.

    To all of you who can´t understand why someone would quit a game because of a dance: It´s not the dance alone. The dance is just 0.01%. The last 0.01% to leave us really unsatisfied with everything connected to boring, childish and silly Pandaria.
    WHAT PART OF WOW HAS NOT BEEN SILLY, THE WHOLE DAMN GAME LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON.

    but thats why i love it =)
  1. tallulah's Avatar
    I LOVE IT <3 both male and female ^^ amazing choice
  1. mmocfaf99010a6's Avatar
    the male panda is the best dance this game has ever had but im not too sure about the female i dont know what it is with the hands and the skipping >.> but i love the male one its just win

    head sholders arms and boobs arms and boobs
    head solders arms and boobs arms and boobss
    and eyes and ears and mout and chin and noes
    head solders arms and boobs arms and boobs....
    and random skip!
  1. SirReal's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Migas11 View Post
    Pandas... shufflin?... no thanks.
    the people healing brewmasters love it when they shuffle!
  1. Paigeyotto's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Samin View Post
    I don't think there is a problem. The dances for other races don't really seem to be matched for their culture in any way (except for humans you could argue...because yeah, they're humans). People just make such a big deal out of the fact that the pandaren are based on chinese culture. Which to me still shows how far subliminal racist training goes because there was far less outcry about worgen and their cultural inspiration.
    People will eventually get over it, well those who still play at least and realize that blizzard didn't sell out to china and in fact are still doing the same as always.
    People simply have no idea what is actually going on in china when they claim blizzard sold out to china. They're just full of the shit they are fed to daily by the news.
    Which is stupid. I like that they're implementing other cultural things. I'm pretty excited for Mists. I love the chinese art based style they have going on. Really annoying that there are people who think 'this is not MY culture so it's not okay!' out there.

    ---------- Post added 2012-05-09 at 03:25 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by psdew1813 View Post
    panda felame: fucking jpop bullshit.
    panda male: everi day im shuffelin BUM BUM BUM BUMBMED BUMP
    Caramelldansen is actually Swedish. Your argument is invalid.
  1. -Ethos-'s Avatar
    Fem Panda shouldve done Hare Hare Yukai.
    Male Panda doing LMFAO is ...ugh.
  1. Mukki's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ethos- View Post
    Fem Panda shouldve done Hare Hare Yukai.
    Male Panda doing LMFAO is ...ugh.
    Hare Hare Yukai.... really? Jesus Christ, come on, last time I checked, the Pandaren weren't Japanese, which I guess is a hard concept for a lot of weeaboos to grasp.
  1. Apology's Avatar
    Coming from someone who thinks the LMFAO song is complete and utter trash...male pandas look fucking amazing shuffling.

    Female dance...what on earth was that? O.O THAT'S the dance that people were requesting? The fuck? O.O
  1. mmocedbf46d113's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Mukki View Post
    Hare Hare Yukai.... really? Jesus Christ, come on, last time I checked, the Pandaren weren't Japanese, which I guess is a hard concept for a lot of weeaboos to grasp.
    And Orcs are not black.
  1. Beet's Avatar
    Vanilla dances were pretty amazing for the most part. Male Human, Male Orc, Male Gnome, Male UD, Male and Fem Night Elf, and trolls were pretty great all around. Then TBC came and brought bad dances. Cata ones were meh. And now we get these pandaren ones. I'll give Blizzard credit the male pandaren dance is hilarious even though I can't stand the song it's based on. The female dance however is just... lame. All the weeaboos talking how great it is, or 'kawaii' just further state my point for how bad it is.

    Oh well 10/10 for male Pandaren and female 1/10. 1 for effort. Probably the worst dance in WoW apart from the dwarfs.

    Edit: I cannot believe that the female pandarens dance comes from something called pooptan...... pooptan? :|
  1. Mukki's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Harthmut View Post
    For the female it should've been hare hare yukai, but this is awesome too.
    ASIAN CONTENT?! QUICK! MAKE IT JAPANESE!!

    Jesus, as much as Japan has cool stuff, the real world doesn't revolve around anime as much as some peoples' might.

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