RincrowTheOmnipotent
Mechagnome

or the mystical third option, which involves handcuffs and lubricant.

I seriously think some people picture the higher ups at Blizzard as a group of guys in suits sitting around an office wearing giant hats made out of $100 bills and smoking giant cigars rolled out of $100 bills saying to each other "How can we piss off out players this week? Muhahahahaha!"