"Gotta go, fire"

[Recondition]

on league of legends i once used the excuse "tornado warning, gotta go"

Yeah that's happened to me during pugs, people didn't believe me to I had to send them a link of the weather report lol.
Though I live in a college dorm during the school year and sometimes people have been known to pull the fire alarms because it's about as funny as trade spam >.> anyway "Brb fire alarm" just isn't believeable for some reason lol.

[coldbear]

I'm 200-210 pounds of pure Swedish beef. I broke my chair. Twice.

Also had a car accident outside my house and rushed to make sure I'd have a chance to practice my EMT-B skills. But no-one got hurt. Which is a good thing.

http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html about takes the cake though.

Unless you want to talk about the unconfirmed report about some dude that left vent open while he went off and actually shot & killed a dude that was climbing in his window.

[MintJam]

My friends and I would come up with dumb shit aaaaaaaaaaaall the time.

"AFK, grandma on fire"
"g2g, raccoon stuck in microwave"
"sorry gotta go, brother stuck in fireplace
"brb bowflex"

List of stupidity goes on. The weirdest one was from some dude who was such an oddball.

"My wife fingernailed my scrotum!"

[chunx0r]

"Really sorry guys i gotta go i am having a terrible lsd flashback"

[Thars]

Our old main tank usually had to afk around 9pm to put his ducks to bed.

[Electras]

Some weird guy once said in a pug group "OMG POOPS COMING OUT RIGHT NAO!" And then he left. Couldn't tell you.

[MrPistachio]

gtg moms on fire

______ has left the group.

[Minimegamax]

Gotta go, my dog is humping my leg

[Hakto]

[imoom]

"BRB Chewbacca cant find his comb"

[sithorion]

brb my lama is eating a kangaroo while my horse is watching it eating my popcorn.

used that once because I loved the reaction when I came back.

'dude wtf?'

'what? I want to have my popcorn back'

[Pocketzest]

so there wasn't even a fire but you had an adrenaline rush? real life is hard...

If you are on the 32nd floor and the fire alarm goes off, you are not going to know right away because the fire could be 30 stories below you, in any case you're gonna want to GTFO NAO because you are in the worst possible place, so yes, adrenaline rush sounds pretty normal to me.

[Rorshack]

"I need to go return some video-tapes..."

+1 Internet points if you get the reference.

[rhaaz]

"Gotta go wash the fish."

"Gotta go, my fish is on fire."

"Gotta go, the fish is taking his first steps."

[DiscoMoonkin]

GTG, my raid time on DC universe is starting

[MitchMeister-]

We had a dude tell us he had to leave a ICC raid because he had to do laundry. Literally it was "Sry g2g nd to do landry!" *so-n-so has disconnected*

[Acidd06]

There was a druid the day cata came out he was level 84 and was going to be 1st 85 in our guild then goes aw i g2g mom got in a car accident and he hasn't loged on since..

[Ashia]

brb my lama is eating a kangaroo while my horse is watching it eating my popcorn.

used that once because I loved the reaction when I came back.

'dude wtf?'

'what? I want to have my popcorn back'

That's quite possibly the funniest one I've read so far!

And I've mainly encounter ________ is on fire/in the microwave or some variation of it

[VanillaO]

Hang on, someone's breaking into my house...

Five minutes later...

Ya I hit him on the head with a bat and my dad is holding him down until the cops get here... let's pull Loot Reaver now!

Edit: fwiw, we claim he had to poop

[Warlight]

Mine is "PG&E is shutting off my pow...." and /exit right there