Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Naptime]

Granted, but when you get the last one you get hit by a nuke

I wish I was out fo ELO H*** in League of Legends

[Sesshomaru]

Granted. You are now out of the game. Yup, that's all. You just lost the game.

I wish for a picture of Bibi-chan (A picture of Boubouille, in other words) to just stare at.

[Sweets]

Granted, but it's a cosplay picture with a severely overweight balding hairy dude.

I wish I had my own personal trainer.

[Tore]

Granted, but it's a cosplay picture with a severely overweight balding hairy dude.

I wish I had my own personal trainer.

Granted, you now live in a Poke Ball with no leg room.

I wish for a Tootsie Roll.

[DuckieMage]

Granted, you now live in a Poke Ball with no leg room.

I wish for a Tootsie Roll.

Granted, but it's 3 years old and breaks all your teeth.

I wish for a Pony.

[Rakeer]

granted, but when you go to ride it. it'll kick you off and break your spine.

I wish for a Digimon of my own.

[Sweets]

granted, but when you go to ride it. it'll kick you off and break your spine.

I wish for a Digimon of my own.

Granted, but it comes in card form, and you get a severe paper cut and ruin the card with your blood.

I wish Nip/Tuck would come back.

[Dispersedshadow]

I wish Nip/Tuck would come back.

Granted - but the lead roles are now portrayed by Andy Dick and Rupaul.

I wish this post was less gay.

[Acidd06]

Granted - but the lead roles are now portrayed by Andy Dick and Rupaul.

I wish this post was less gay.

Justin Bieber.

[Dispersedshadow]

[I wish I were] (implied) Justin Bieber.

Granted - but you've lost all your Cougar-hunter charm and Chelsea Handler is the only female left on Earth.

[Chip Zvarri]

Since person above me didn't make a wish, I'll just start off with my own wish...
I wish Blizzard would stop nerfing content and just place a 3rd easier difficulty level that casuals would be okay with, giving loot with worse quality than other levels of raids.

[Sweets]

Since person above me didn't make a wish, I'll just start off with my own wish...
I wish Blizzard would stop nerfing content and just place a 3rd easier difficulty level that casuals would be okay with, giving loot with worse quality than other levels of raids.

Granted, you now are placed back in the Wrath of the Lich King expansion at level 85 on an RP PvE alliance only server.

I wish that we never had to sleep.

[Acidd06]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops

[Dispersedshadow]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops

Granted - but your girl leaves you when you won't pay for the abortion.

I wish I was big.

[Cptmyname]

Granted - but your girl leaves you when you won't pay for the abortion.

I wish I was big.

this happens.

I wish the Ren and Stimpy Show was revived.

[Cadwe]

granted, but it is revived as a childrens show (ages 1-4), so it's pretty much a toned down tom and jerry
i wish for ... guess it,.... PIE

[Dispersedshadow]

granted, but it is revived as a childrens show (ages 1-4), so it's pretty much a toned down tom and jerry
i wish for ... guess it,.... PIE

Granted, but the only flavor it comes in is: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348 253421170679
821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489 5493038196
442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726 0249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951 941511609

I wish I knew the song you were referring to in that other thread.

[hightides24]

granted, but it is revived as a childrens show (ages 1-4), so it's pretty much a toned down tom and jerry
i wish for ... guess it,.... PIE

Granted, but the interior of the pie is human flesh, and the crust is made of some sort of mixture of animal droppings and horse sperm.
I wish to become dictator of Earth and lead us into a new world order.

[Cadwe]

Granted, but the only flavor it comes in is: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348 253421170679
821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489 5493038196
442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726 0249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951 941511609

I wish I knew the song you were referring to in that other thread.

granted but it is NOT Alice in chians- I stay Away
i wish for Hightides wish to be granted

[Cptmyname]

Granted, but the interior of the pie is human flesh, and the crust is made of some sort of mixture of animal droppings and horse sperm.
I wish to become dictator of Earth and lead us into a new world order.

You are now the dictator of earth. you have complete dominion over soil and dirt.

I wish i had a girl to get serious with