Originally Posted by
beanburrito
My father. He's a huge womanizer and will basically hit on any girl, no matter their age (he was pranked by a dude pretending to a be a 15 year old girl on a phone dating service and freaked out about to me "SHIT IM GONNA GO TO JAIL". This is the kind of fucked up creep that you find on To Catch A Predator), He spends all his money on random women he just met and gets nowhere with them. He will tell a girl he literally JUST met the same day "I love you". Yet he has told me it's all for sex, that's all he really cares about. It's creepy and gross to me. But that's normal for some older guys.. what really makes him a creep is that he has actually tried flirting with ME. I am his son!
Anyways, back when I was a kid my mom told me he was gay or bisexual, and had a boyfriend before he got with her, and the ex continued to visit him while they were together. Well about a year ago he said something about how he liked how this guy on a commercial looked, so I figured it was time to ask him about that rumor. He instantly got super defensive and pissed off, but I said well I don't have an issue with gays in fact I am an open bisexual myself I told him. Man what a mistake.
Next week he started telling me about what he does with guys he meets at the gym and then started commenting on how fit I was and "so sexy" and wanted me to shave his back. I nearly beat his ass. He learned pretty quick and was real sorry, sometimes he makes innuendos towards me but he's super careful about what he says.
God damn he's a sick fuck. But he's my dad and I'm not gonna just abandon him because he's got some mental issues. If he ever laid a hand on me though I'd send him to the hospital.