Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

Granted but you eat too much candy and end up kersploding

I wish for a corrupted-wish free world

[ReaverGX]

Granted. You received new boots however the souls were made with sandpaper and you get an infection upon first trying them.

I wish my friend would stop being poor and get Dead Island on steam already =/

[Loaf]

Granted but then he becomes rich and starts hanging out with other rich people and forgets that you ever existed.

I wish I had the money to buy games.

[Baradur]

Granted, but now you are too bogged down by tax collectors and beggars/ "long-lost" family members to leave the house at all.

I wish i could forget this game for more then a day.

"OUCH, get off you little fat monster!"

[Madness of the Sea]

Granted, but now you are too bogged down by tax collectors and beggars/ "long-lost" family members to leave the house at all.

I wish i could forget this game for more then a day.

"OUCH, get off you little fat monster!"

Granted, but it had unexpected side effects and now you've lost all your memories

I wish to be loved

[Inner Universe]

Granted, but it had unexpected side effects and now you've lost all your memories

I wish to be loved

Granted, but your lover goes off to war the day after you meet and gets killed in action.

I wish I was an amazing artist.

[Madness of the Sea]

Granted, but your lover goes off to war the day after you meet and gets killed in action.

I wish I was an amazing artist.

Granted. (no strings attached, being an artist is a punishment by itself)

I wish that it stopped raining.

[Herrokittie]

Granted, But all of the earths water has evaporated, leaving you in a drought, killing all life on the planet.

I wish I was sleeping.

[Loaf]

granted, but you start sleep walking and end up robbing a bank, getting thrown in prison, and making a big man named bubba very VERY happy :P

I wish for the next poster's wish to be granted.

[Viradiance]

granted, but you start sleep walking and end up robbing a bank, getting thrown in prison, and making a big man named bubba very VERY happy :P

I wish for the next poster's wish to be granted.

Granted, but somebody's gonna fuck it up for me.

I wish nobody would fuck up my wish.

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but it would be fucked up for rickrollin me with ur signature :O LOL

i wish i can draw ANYTHING good

[Inner Universe]

granted, but it would be fucked up for rickrollin me with ur signature :O LOL

i wish i can draw ANYTHING good

Granted, but you are only good at drawing dicks.

I wish I could fly.

[Loaf]

granted, but then you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die

I wish for POTAYTOES

[Deleted]

granted, but then you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die

I wish for POTAYTOES

Granted but you turn into Gollum and can only enjoy raw fish :P

I wish all humans would turn immortal and could be killed or damaged by any means or disease

[Kelticfox]

Granted but you turn into Gollum and can only enjoy raw fish :P

I wish all humans would turn immortal and could be killed or damaged by any means or disease

Granted but in 4216 years the planet will be destroyed by an alien invasion and you're left drifting through space for the rest of time....

I wish it was next Tuesday.

[Loaf]

Granted but you wake up and trip and fall and hit your head and end up in a coma for 10 years

I wish my gf would stop playing diablo 2 so much

[-Zait-]

Granted but then she breaks up with you because she leaves you for Diablo

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but xzibit came to you and stole your fish to feed his fish in a fish pool, so he can eat a fish in a fish on a fish

i wish for 1 dollar bill

[Nevardcire]

granted, but xzibit came to you and stole your fish to feed his fish in a fish pool, so he can eat a fish in a fish on a fish

i wish for 1 dollar bill

granted, but a homeless guy in the alley sees you pick up your new dollar, shanks you, and goes off to buy a bottle of booze, leaving you to die


i wish for what's behind door number 3

[Loaf]

granted but you enter a world of drunks where booze somehow only costs a dollar and they all beat you up O.o

I wish the next person would wish for a monkey