Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

granted, is that crisps with salt and vinegar? nope, chuck testa

I wish for a pineapple

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but it fell to the sea and spongebob took it

i wish for strawberry milk

[Loaf]

granted, but it was actually milk mixed with blood

I wish Treann was a monkey

[Deleted]

Granted, but you're blind so you don't get to see how he'll look like

I wish I could refill items of my desire! (Empty coke no more!)

[Loaf]

Granted, but they always taste like diarrhea ^.^

I wish I wasn't blind

[Cptmyname]

Granted, but they always taste like diarrhea ^.^

I wish I wasn't blind

You now have 20/20 vision, and can see all the horrifically ugly and badly dressed people in the world.

I wish I wasn't tired in the mornings.

[Leviatharan]

You now have 20/20 vision, and can see all the horrifically ugly and badly dressed people in the world.

I wish I wasn't tired in the mornings.

Granted. Now you're dead in the mornings.

I wish for pandas.

[twinkleblur]

granted but they wont be avalible for a few more months.

i wish the person under me had there favorite meal for dinner.

[Skelington]

Granted, but the neighbors found out where all the neighborhood children have been disappearing to.

Skelington wishes for more strawberry milk.

[Loaf]

granted, but it's actually milk mixed with blood

I wish for a banana

[twinkleblur]

granted but the banana was found inserting another ho..i cant do this 1...

i wish to share my cookies and ice cream with the person under me.

[Kalyyn]

Granted, but I took all of them because I'm a bastard like that.

I wish to consume my new, ill-gotten cookies.

[Carbonrod]

Granted, but I took all of them because I'm a bastard like that.

I wish to consume my new, ill-gotten cookies.

Granted, but the cookies contain asbestos.
I wish for a mango tree.

[Loaf]

granted, but the tree grows out of your rear end making it very hard to take a dump

I wish for the person under to be a docile robot that would never go evil.

[Carbonrod]

Granted, but the robot is so docile and good that you go into a jealous rage and destroy it.
I wish for unlimited tacos.

[twinkleblur]

granted but you died before you could taste any.

i wish i had a magical fairy only i could see that grants me any wish i wanted.

[Loaf]

granted, but it only granted corrupted wishes :P

I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's not, but it is, but it's not, but it is..... but it's not... but.... fuck you Worgen

I wish for olives

[Loaf]

Granted but they cause you to see trollfaces everywhere

I wish for epicness that knows no bounds

[Baradur]

Granted, but you, unfortunately, are bounded and the epicness leaves you behind before you realize its existance.

I wish for it to rain pure, liquid water for the next week.