Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

(*yay*)
Granted, you are now so good at making jokes that everything you say is found hilariously humourous by all around you. However now all humour instead just makes people feel really bad and break down in tears. People now shun you because you make them all feel so bad.

I wish it was patch 4.3 already.

Granted, but your computer just got a virus corrupting all your files and overloading most of the hardware.

I wish Night Elves could be warlocks.

[kain1614]

Granted, but your computer breaks down and you cannot play Wow untill next expansion

I wish for world peace

Granted, zombie outbreak happens, no survivors, all zombies are happy in peace now. slowly dying from starvation.

Granted, but your computer just got a virus corrupting all your files and overloading most of the hardware.

I wish Night Elves could be warlocks.

Granted, they can already be mages which twists lore?


I wish I would get a promotion

[Deleted]

Granted, zombie outbreak happens, no survivors, all zombies are happy in peace now. slowly dying from starvation.



Granted, they can already be mages which twists lore?


I wish I would get a promotion

Granted, your new position is due to be made redundant in two days.

I wish the world would stop spinning.

[chemicader]

Granted: The world stops spinning and you are stuck in an eternal night.

[Loaf]

no wish? fail

I wish for chemicader to make a wish

[kain1614]

no wish? fail

I wish for chemicader to make a wish

Granted, He made a wish, but since you dont have telepathy you cant hear it.

I wish i had telepathy

[Snow White]

I wish i had telepathy

Granted, but the first person you encounter with your new gift is your mother, and she just had 'special time' with your father.

I wish I owned a wolf-dog hybrid.

[NerdsRSexi2]

Granted, He made a wish, but since you dont have telepathy you cant hear it.

I wish i had telepathy

Granted, But the only minds you can read are those of flamboyant gay men.

I wish I had a kitten!

[Deleted]

Granted, But the only minds you can read are those of flamboyant gay men.

I wish I had a kitten!

Granted, it's a naked one.

I wish I had a Dollar.

[Loaf]

granted, but you beat up a little kid for it and now you're being chased by the cops.

I wish for a penny

[kain1614]

granted, but you beat up a little kid for it and now you're being chased by the cops.

I wish for a penny

Granted, but wait, it's superglued to the floor!

I wish the homeless to have homes, and keep my own too

[Loaf]

granted, but they all move into your house with you

I wish for a sock

[Deleted]

Granted, but you will only have one.

I wish for my TV controller.

[kain1614]

Granted, but you will only have one.

I wish for my TV controller.

Granted, but now you lost your TV.

I wish for some peppers to grow in my garden in winter.

[Kalyyn]

Granted, but now you lost your TV.

I wish for some peppers to grow in my garden in winter.

Granted, but they are all Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.

I wish that I and everyone else was dead and could not be resurrected. Lets see you mess that up.

[Ballador]

Granted, but now you lost your TV.

I wish for some peppers to grow in my garden in winter.

Granted, but you will forget to thaw them out when you pick them, and when you go to chop them, the knife will slide off the pepper and you will slice off your entire hand.

I wish for a new, high-end PC that will have no trouble playing any game I purchase, with a fast enough, unlimited Internet connection to download anything I want within minutes.

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Granted, but they are all Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.

I wish that I and everyone else was dead and could not be resurrected. Lets see you mess that up.

Granted ... (can't really type anymore because we are all dead ... sorry)

[Kalyyn]

Granted ... (can't really type anymore because we are all dead ... sorry)

Then I have won the thread. For your assistance, I shall reward you by leaving your wish un-corrupted and resurrected you to serve as my apprentice.

I wish for the next person to make their post a ballad recounting my heroic victory over this thread.

[Ballador]

Then I have won the thread. For your assistance, I shall reward you by leaving your wish un-corrupted and resurrected you to serve as my apprentice.

I wish for the next person to make their post a ballad recounting my heroic victory over this thread.

Granted, but the music theme will be that of Barney, The Purple Dinosaur. I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY ... and you will certainly want to destroy your own ear drums because of this.

I wish for protection from this song, so that it will never be played in my vicinity ... ever.


Edit: I like Askle's better ...

[Askle]

Then I have won the thread. For your assistance, I shall reward you by leaving your wish un-corrupted and resurrected you to serve as my apprentice.

I wish for the next person to make their post a ballad recounting my heroic victory over this thread.

Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
His triumph proves him wise and brave.
But I send this message from beyond the grave.
I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
Your own wish now consumes you whole.

I wish for my ballad to be outdone.

[Dimmak]

I wish for my ballad to be outdone.

Granted, a horrible country western singer does your ballad outside, butchering to the point that the neighbor decides to plan his revenge by using a microwave gun powered by a small army of kittens in hamster wheels.

I wish to have a freezer full of steaks.