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    Are paladins some sort of flightless birds?

    If not, why does our gear always make us look like one?

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS POST.

    No effort, No point. Just 100% pure humor.

    GOD I LOVE LIFE.

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    I like the wings. Hammers and wings, that how paladins roll.

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    hey at least the wings are not bad, could be gone beak face again

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    I would venture to say they are modelled after angels, with paladins being all holy and stuff.

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    It's more the idea that we are righteous angel-type things. Hence spells like Avenging Wrath, Guardian of Ancient Kings and all these wings on our gear. Besides, those golden wings look badass.

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    Psh, I just wish they would change Avenging Wrath to have wings like Tyrael's (or his charger). Like huge, expansive, intimidating wings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeyo View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS POST.

    No effort, No point. Just 100% pure humor.

    GOD I LOVE LIFE.
    Lol, with a great follow up post.

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    I gotta say, this thread made me laugh so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptUntsAhts View Post
    Psh, I just wish they would change Avenging Wrath to have wings like Tyrael's (or his charger). Like huge, expansive, intimidating wings.
    I love our wings. I love the way they look and what they do and the sound they make when you pop them. Just perfect the way they are. <3<3<3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corylyn View Post
    I gotta say, this thread made me laugh so hard.
    I can't stop laughing. Thanks OP.

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    We're way better off than DKs. I mean seriously, Skulls, every-fucking-where!

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    I don't like the Holy, angle-type theme Blizzard has going for us, but our new set in MoP; the wings are a little bit of overkill. I'd definitely be more of a fan if they weren't so damn big.

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    I'm a holy ostrich!?

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    We fight for the Light and its angel type figures that happen to have wings and can fly, but our wings don't work (even when displaying triple wings).

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    ummm....don't even know what to say.

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    Oh god, now I can't stop picturing a penguin in Paladin tier 2.
    I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taygete View Post
    I love our wings. I love the way they look and what they do and the sound they make when you pop them. Just perfect the way they are. <3<3<3
    Oh, I love them too. Just sayin

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    We're related to the Dodo or Kiwi probably.
    Quote Originally Posted by A Chozo View Post
    Humans Paladins don't have "a lot of lore" behind them.

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    Surely Sir David Attenborough should make a documentry for National Geographic for this.

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