Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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I wish for green eggs and ham.

Granted. But you do not like them, Sam I am.

I wish I had a pet sloth

[Deleted]

Granted. But you do not like them, Sam I am.

I wish I had a pet sloth

granted, but the person who will give it to you misunderstood and gave you a pet sleuth.

I wish my intelligence increased so much that i became the smartest being in every universe, ever, knowing everything about everything while capable to handle that knowledge.

[Joodoc]

granted, but the person who will give it to you misunderstood and gave you a pet sleuth.

I wish my intelligence increased so much that i became the smartest being in every universe, ever, knowing everything about everything while capable to handle that knowledge.

You are now so knowledgeable you cannot fathom the simplistic human functions and are no longer capable of any normal functions

I wish I could fly in real life

[Ricen]

You can, but you can never descend after you ascend.

I wish i could kill people and get away with it with no jail time, no one hating afterwards, society accepting the killing and actually applauds me for all of my killings.

[Slammin Shaman]

Ricen: Granted! However for every person you kill, Rebecca Black releases a new radio hit single.

I wish I was didn't I have to do several more years of school for my degree.

[FinalDestonaion]

Ricen: Granted! However for every person you kill, Rebecca Black releases a new radio hit single.

I wish I was didn't I have to do several more years of school for my degree.

Granted, you are now out of school with the knowledge of a 1st grader with a mental defect.

I wish potato.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you can now only eat uncooked potato for the rest of your life.

I wish that the bad guys won more than the good guys in media.

[Ms Andry]

Granted, you can now only eat uncooked potato for the rest of your life.

I wish that the bad guys won more than the good guys in media.

Granted, but now the bad guys always win and its really boring so you explode.

I wish

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but now the bad guys always win and its really boring so you explode.

I wish

You're now a fish.

I wish they made hats large enough for my head.

[Xalzel]

You're now a fish.

I wish they made hats large enough for my head.

Granted unfortunately you're head was shrunken down to fit the brim of a small hat.

I wish the people around me weren't such idiots.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted unfortunately you're head was shrunken down to fit the brim of a small hat.

I wish the people around me weren't such idiots.

Granted, you're now surrounded by the extremely intelligent people, who have conversations about things you don't understand in ancient languages.

I wish my body wasn't so terrible.

[Jeethi]

Granted, you're now surrounded by the extremely intelligent people, who have conversations about things you don't understand in ancient languages.

I wish my body wasn't so terrible.

Granted! It is now worse.

I wish you would leave Britney alone.

[DarkSavior]

I wish you would leave Britney alone.

Granted, Britney has died and can no longer be bothered.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you're the first zombie.

I wish I owned every single game on Steam, along with a hard drive large enough to hold them all.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but you're the first zombie.

I wish I owned every single game on Steam, along with a hard drive large enough to hold them all.

Granted, but the hard drive melts in a fire and you lose it all.
I wish a decent ISP would reach where I live.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the hard drive melts in a fire and you lose it all.
I wish a decent ISP would reach where I live.

granted, but you are on their do-not-sell-to list because you were hogging all the bandwidth.

I wish I became the smartest man alive.

[kivipää]

granted, but you are on their do-not-sell-to list because you were hogging all the bandwidth.

I wish I became the smartest man alive.

Granted. Everybody else is now dead. You remain unchanged.

I wish for my luck to be legendary and absolute.

[Temp name]

I wish for my luck to be legendary and absolute.

granted, but only in finding greys

i wish i was rich

[Deleted]

granted, but only in finding greys

i wish i was rich

Granted, you are now Rich. (think about it)

I wish my warcraft characters on my authenticated account in good standing had a million gold each.

[Argarock]

Granted, you are now Rich. (think about it)

I wish my warcraft characters on my authenticated account in good standing had a million gold each.

Granted, but you paid real money to get it all.

I wish for world peace.