Thank you anh i think so you. Have a nice day
Granted, you receive a mysterious envelope slid under your door with big bloody letters 'HERE'S yOUR DAMN DVD MONEy'. Inside are 5x 100 dollar bills, you are excited and pull them out of the envelope, but they slip out of your grasp and onto the floor.. and no matter how hard you try to pick them up they always slip out of your grasp by some invisible breath blowing them away.. you go insane trying to pick up your DVD money.
I wish for an alarm clock that allows me to turn back time 5 minutes but never further than the first moment it returns to, so that I can snooze in the same moment forever in the morning.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
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Granted, but they link up with Skynet and you loose all controll. They tie you to a lamppost and force you to watch the nuclear apocalypse while they slowly nibble off your skin with their fuzzy robot unicorn mouths.
I wish for a talking dog.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
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Granted, but now you're bald and have to carry all of your wigs with you all the time.
I wish for a tasty sandwich.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
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Granted. Have fun with the newly implented canons in your fingers that turn blood into spaghetti and shoot them out at rates that blow your fingers open.
I wish macs didn't suck. (if mac complains aren't allowed on the forums, feel free to tell me, as I'm unaware of such a rule- But as a mac user I feel that they are terrible.)
Last edited by Chip Zvarri; 2012-06-17 at 03:35 AM.
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Granted, your beloved ones can make wishes as long as they do not harm you or fellow beloved ones. However, the power to make the majority of their wishes come true corrupts them into greedy self-serving bastard people and as such you no longer consider them beloved and in fact, you now hate them, thus rendering your wish null and void. No matter who you consider a beloved one, they will eventually be corrupted, leaving you to be forced to spend time with "meh I kinda like them but not that much" people. The memory of this wish will haunt you for the rest of your live, because you could have wished for something better. Like a kitten or puppy who always stays a kitten or puppy. Or an endless supply of watermelon.
I wish for a way to make chocolate not only healthy, but the primary staple of a weight-loss diet, without affecting its flavor or price, and allowing for the raw materials necessary for this chocolate to be easily made so as to keep up with any level of demand.