Granted, but you get permabanned to keep it open.
I wish I had a full scale, working copy of the Normandy, so I could just float around space for the rest of my life.
Granted, but you are surrounded by reapers.
I wish to escape the friendzone
Granted. It was a precious family heirloom, stolen, and given to you by the thief. The people who had it taken hired a few hitmen to get it back, and they're right outside your door.
I wish I never had to eat.
Granted but you are as skinny as a meth head.
I wish for a dragon that I could ride everywhere I want to go.
Granted, but it's so large that it crushes everything in a thirty mile radius when it lands.
I wish I had that as a pet.
Granted, but you cannot aim it properly, destroying everything you own in the world and you get locked up as a threat to the world.
I wish for the ability to travel at will to any point in my own personal timeline, with the option to revert any changes I make upon returning to the present.