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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but all the steps lead to the same place, a small white room where nothing but you can be.

    I wish for a motorcycle.
    Granted


    I wish for an ever cold soda that can open!

  2. #3982
    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted

    I wish for an ever cold soda that can open!
    Granted but it's your most hated soft drink and is off.

    I wish this thread never stops.

  3. #3983
    Granted, but you get permabanned to keep it open.

    I wish I had a full scale, working copy of the Normandy, so I could just float around space for the rest of my life.



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    Granted, but you are surrounded by reapers.

    I wish to escape the friendzone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodydemize View Post
    Granted, but you are surrounded by reapers.

    I wish to escape the friendzone
    Granted, but she gains 80 pounds in a month.

    I wish I could be as cool as Black Dynamite .

  6. #3986
    Quote Originally Posted by Demoness View Post
    Granted, but she gains 80 pounds in a month.

    I wish I could be as cool as Black Dynamite .
    Granted, but now everyone else is cooler than Black Dynamite (And you ofc)

    I wish i had a banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zogarth View Post
    Granted, but now everyone else is cooler than Black Dynamite (And you ofc)

    I wish i had a banana.
    Granted but it ends up in your rectum.

    I wish for a new watch.

  8. #3988
    Granted. It was a precious family heirloom, stolen, and given to you by the thief. The people who had it taken hired a few hitmen to get it back, and they're right outside your door.

    I wish I never had to eat.



  9. #3989
    Granted but you are as skinny as a meth head.

    I wish for a dragon that I could ride everywhere I want to go.

  10. #3990
    Quote Originally Posted by Jpisto View Post
    Granted but you are as skinny as a meth head.

    I wish for a dragon that I could ride everywhere I want to go.
    Granted, but it's so large that it crushes everything in a thirty mile radius when it lands.

    I wish I had that as a pet.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but it's so large that it crushes everything in a thirty mile radius when it lands.

    I wish I had that as a pet.
    Granted, but it ate you.

    I wish the new LoK season would start now.
    Black Lives Matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_fallen View Post
    Granted, but it ate you.

    I wish the new LoK season would start now.
    (Honestly, I'd be entirely fine with that, just because of how adorable it is.)

    Granted, but since I don't know what LoK is, it's some completely random show instead.

    I wish I was blind, but was able to see through Force Sight.



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    (Honestly, I'd be entirely fine with that, just because of how adorable it is.)

    Granted, but since I don't know what LoK is, it's some completely random show instead.

    I wish I was blind, but was able to see through Force Sight.
    Granted, but you poke your eyes out with the first banana you try to eat and remain blind for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had the power to transform in gaseous form whenever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by That Feel View Post
    Granted, but you poke your eyes out with the first banana you try to eat and remain blind for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had the power to transform in gaseous form whenever I want.
    Granted, but you wont be able to transform back, and your gaseous form gets diluted in the atmosphere.

    I wish I had more money

  15. #3995
    Granted, but you cannot aim it properly, destroying everything you own in the world and you get locked up as a threat to the world.

    I wish for the ability to travel at will to any point in my own personal timeline, with the option to revert any changes I make upon returning to the present.

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    Granted, but you cannot aim it properly, destroying everything you own in the world and you get locked up as a threat to the world.

    I wish for the ability to travel at will to any point in my own personal timeline, with the option to revert any changes I make upon returning to the present.
    granted, but you can only do so naked and in your country's governmental building while it's in session.

    I wish i no longer have rational or irrational fears for spiders, snakes, planes or anything from this world or another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, but you can only do so naked and in your country's governmental building while it's in session.

    I wish i no longer have rational or irrational fears for spiders, snakes, planes or anything from this world or another.
    granted, but you have to die in order for the wish to become true

    I wish I could fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    granted, but you have to die in order for the wish to become true

    I wish I could fly
    granted, but you die in a mid-air plane crash.

    i wish i was spiderman.
    Intel i5-2500k@4.4ghz
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    Gigabyte N560OC 1gb gpu
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    Antec v2 Two Hundred
    Razer Blackwidow Ultimate
    Razer Naga

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmacphee9 View Post
    granted, but you die in a mid-air plane crash.

    i wish i was spiderman.
    Granted but you're the size of a spider.

    I wish for a powerful laser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but you're the size of a spider.

    I wish for a powerful laser.
    Granted, you now own the Death Star . . . which Luke Skywalker just blew up with you on board.

    I wish I could be an all powerful Sith lord.
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