Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Ulgrim]

Granted, you now own the Death Star . . . which Luke Skywalker just blew up with you on board.

I wish I could be an all powerful Sith lord.

Granted, but you're stuck with Jar Jar Binks as your apprentice.

I wish that I was a famous film director.

[Ricen]

Granted, but you're stuck with Jar Jar Binks as your apprentice.

I wish that I was a famous film director.

granted, your famous for being the worst, most un-inspirational, horrid, movie director ever, and you were stoned to death after your 10th movie "Im a unicorne and i like it" Which was a 10 mil dollar budget movie.

I wish I was a Druid, and i could transform into only a cheeta, bear, or horse (Preferably a bronco)

[caaboose]

Granted, but because you never sleep you never get to dream.

I wish I had a pony.

[Lyriok]

Granted but it's a zombie pony and devours your family.

I wish I had a chucky doll.

[Uggorthaholy]

Granted but it's a zombie pony and devours your family.

I wish I had a chucky doll.

Granted, it comes to life and kills your whole family, maiming you in the process.

I wish I didn't have issues expressing my feelings for womenz I like O_o

[Jpisto]

Granted but when you do express your feelings, she is repulsed by them and runs away.

I wish I could become Super Saiyan 4. =D

[Lyriok]

Granted but when you do express your feelings, she is repulsed by them and runs away.

I wish I could become Super Saiyan 4. =D

Granted but cell then absorbs you.

I wish I was an acorn.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I was an acorn.

Granted, but there is a squirrel infestation. You get eaten by a squirrel, which is then eaten by a fox, which is then eaten by a bear, which then poops out the fox/squirrel/acorn/you, which is then eaten by some bugs, which are then eaten by a bird, which poops you out as it is flying, and the you-five-generations-of-poop-ago white projectile kills your best friend.

To quote Bender, "I wish everyone else was dead."

[Deleted]

Granted, but there is a squirrel infestation. You get eaten by a squirrel, which is then eaten by a fox, which is then eaten by a bear, which then poops out the fox/squirrel/acorn/you, which is then eaten by some bugs, which are then eaten by a bird, which poops you out as it is flying, and the you-five-generations-of-poop-ago white projectile kills your best friend.

To quote Bender, "I wish everyone else was dead."

granted, but the genie who grants the wish is a mirror genie who does the exact opposite of what you ask him and he kills you instead.

I wish i could do anything.

[WurstKaeseSzenario]

Granted, but you lose your imagination and creativity. Your power becomes useless to you.

I wish, noone could write an answer to this post.

[Deleted]

Granted, because this aint an answer but a statement.

In a parallel universe, I'd like another topic of "corrupt a wish" where corrupt whishes are turned into good ones.

[Temp name]

Granted, because this aint an answer but a statement.

In a parallel universe, I'd like another topic of "corrupt a wish" where corrupt whishes are turned into good ones.

Granted, but you never get to see it come true.

I Wish my next wish will get corrupted.

[Lyriok]

Granted, but you never get to see it come true.

I Wish my next wish will get corrupted.

Granted, Seeing as your wished that for your next wish...

But a swarm of locusts decide to follow you around everywhere consuming all the food around you until the day you die which at this rate will be swift due to starvation.

Granted, but there is a squirrel infestation. You get eaten by a squirrel, which is then eaten by a fox, which is then eaten by a bear, which then poops out the fox/squirrel/acorn/you, which is then eaten by some bugs, which are then eaten by a bird, which poops you out as it is flying, and the you-five-generations-of-poop-ago white projectile kills your best friend.

Technically I also become a squirrel, fox, bear and bird... WIN!!

I wish I was a piece of paper.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted. Somebody draws some absolutely terrible drawing on you, shreds you, burns the shredded pieces, and scatters the ashes in a pit of radioactive waste.

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift into anything I wanted at will.

[FearXI]

Granted. Somebody draws some absolutely terrible drawing on you, shreds you, burns the shredded pieces, and scatters the ashes in a pit of radioactive waste.

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift into anything I wanted at will.

Granted but you lose the ability to think of anything but a dildo in a gay bar.

I wish for a big TV.

[Adam Jensen]

I wish for a big TV. .

Granted. It draws so much electricity, your bill went up $100 a month just for using it for 10 minutes.

I wish I never got hunger, nor had the need to eat.

[Lyriok]

Granted. It draws so much electricity, your bill went up $100 a month just for using it for 10 minutes.

I wish I never got hunger, nor had the need to eat.

Granted but your are crushed by 30 obese people rushing to an all you can eat buffet.

I wish I were a shark.

[Nurabashi]

Granted, but you got no fins cause they were cut to be used for soup.

I wish I knew how to cook properly

[Olianda]

Granted, but you got no fins cause they were cut to be used for soup.

I wish I knew how to cook properly

Granted, you can now properly cook burnt anything.

I wish I was an inch taller.

[Sausage Zeldas]

Granted, but you also get a bunch of other inches until your head is in space, and it explodes due to the pressure difference.

I wish I had a taco.
Note: That wish is a reference.