Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Temp name]

Granted, however the 2nd weekly episode is always random story arcs placed into the middle of the series.

I wish for chocolate coins! They taste so goood

Granted, but they're all 10 years old.

I wish for absolutely nothing. your move.

[Omertocracy]

Granted, instead corrupted wishes start with "but you die" or "but all of existence ends" instead of ending with them.

I wish for absolutely nothing. your move.

All of existence ends. Your wish has been granted.

I wish dust didn't exist.

[Argarock]

I wish dust didn't exist.

Granted, all dust has been replaced with sand.

I wish my country would remove the forced annual payment for watching the national TV channel.

(channel sucks, you cant choose not to get it, even thou you're never watching it, you still have to pay 500 dollars(converted) a year for it)

Edit: someone else had wished for it already

[heavypanda]

Granted, all dust has been replaced with sand.

I wish my country would remove the forced annual payment for watching the national TV channel.

(channel sucks, you cant choose not to get it, even thou you're never watching it, you still have to pay 500 dollars(converted) a year for it)

Edit: someone else had wished for it already

Granted, the channel has now become free, but by law you must watch 3 hours of that channel on a daily basis.

I wish they would stop making the Resident Evil live action movies.

[MCMXCIX]

Granted, the channel has now become free, but by law you must watch 3 hours of that channel on a daily basis.

I wish they would stop making the Resident Evil live action movies.

Granted, but now they make animated Resident Evil movies by the same animators of Disney back when they first started.

I wish I had a machine that is able to create anything I want.

[Temp name]

Granted, but now they make animated Resident Evil movies by the same animators of Disney back when they first started.

I wish I had a machine that is able to create anything I want.

Granted, but to fuel it, you would have to kill your relatives.

I wish for everything.

[Slyck]

Granted, but to fuel it, you would have to kill your relatives.

I wish for everything.

Granted but it is in the center of the earth and you have no way to get to it.

I wish for a better government.

[Frizzlewits]

granted, but you are in it and ppl will whine and cry because they feel or think you are doing it wrong and 1 person will come for you and .......:P


i wish gametime for wow.

[Omertocracy]

i wish gametime for wow.

Granted, but the next expansion looks like it could possibly be very terrible.

... Oh wait...

I wish WoW subscriptions came with free puppies as an additional option (that you would not be required to use.)

[Temp name]

Granted, but the next expansion looks like it could possibly be very terrible.

... Oh wait...

I wish WoW subscriptions came with free puppies as an additional option (that you would not be required to use.)

Granted, but all the puppies have rabies.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Omertocracy]

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Granted. Your most hated enemy has infinite wishes.

I wish I never had to eat again (and that whoever answers this will be more original than "you are dead").

[Schaapa]

Granted, but you are always thirsty now.

I wish to travel around the world.

[Temp name]

Granted, but you are always thirsty now.

I wish to travel around the world.

Granted, but the world shrinks to the size of a pea and.. SPAAACE!

I wish MoP was here already.

[Omertocracy]

I wish MoP was here already.

Granted. It is released as-is, with incomplete raids and classes wildly unbalanced.

I wish Diablo 3 sucked only half as much as it currently does.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you can't even beat normal mode - act 1.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[Lyriok]

Granted, but you can't even beat normal mode - act 1.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted, Life: the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

The human race is also cursed and will never learn the true meaning of life.

I wish I could play Darksiders 2 already.

[Argarock]

Granted, Life: the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

The human race is also cursed and will never learn the true meaning of life.

I wish I could play Darksiders 2 already.

Granted, the game is released, it's a good game and runs well.

BUT!

Whenever you start up the game your ears starts burning, and your nose turns into cheese.

I wish I knew everything mankind has discovered so far.

[Nicola]

Granted, the game is released, it's a good game and runs well.

BUT!

Whenever you start up the game your ears starts burning, and your nose turns into cheese.

I wish I knew everything mankind has discovered so far.

Granted, but you look like jimmy neutron now

I wish for a sandwich with beacon

[Lyriok]

Granted, but you look like jimmy neutron now

I wish for a sandwich with beacon

Granted, the beacon is never digested and your a walking lighthouse.

I wish I was a mermaid which had a rocket launcher on the back which were heat seeking, With wings and the abilty to go super saiyan.

[Sooprbamp]

I wish I was a mermaid which had a rocket launcher on the back which were heat seeking, With wings and the abilty to go super saiyan.

Granted, but you are constantly harrassed by shut-in nerd fanboys who write fanfics about you.

I wish I was a little bit taller.