1. #4301
    Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

    I wish I could be invincible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

    I wish I could be invincible.
    granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

    i wish i was purple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

    i wish i was purple
    Granted but your doomed to constant singing. (see link below)

    http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...ey_1_large.jpg

    I wish I had endless nachos!

  4. #4304
    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

    I wish that the next person was a fish.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

    I wish that the next person was a fish.
    granted, but i quickly evolve back into a human

    i wish i was a teacher in a all girls school with a ton of ugly girls

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    Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.

    I wish I had a massive library all for myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.

    I wish I had a massive library all for myself.
    Granted, but there is only 1 book in that massive library; 50 Shades of grey.

    I wish I knew where my back scratcher was because my back is itchy and it's the one spot that I can't reach with my hands.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

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    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    Granted, but there is only 1 book in that massive library; 50 Shades of grey.

    I wish I knew where my back scratcher was because my back is itchy and it's the one spot that I can't reach with my hands.
    granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.

    i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way

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    granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.

    i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way
    Granted. anything that would make you sick immediately kills you instead.

    I wish I had a direct ultrahighspeed uplink to the Internet from my brain.

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    Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.

    I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.

    I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.
    granted, no you never wake up

    i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.
    Granted. Society collapses entirely. Your money is now worthless, but you can still access it any time you want.

    I wish my car would quit having problems every two weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. Society collapses entirely. Your money is now worthless, but you can still access it any time you want.

    I wish my car would quit having problems every two weeks.
    granted now it has problems every hour

    i wish i had a wish so i could wish for a wish in this wishing game

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    Granted, but you've already used it to wish for a wish, effectively creating an infinite loop and never being able to use it for anything else.

    I wish I could sing well.

  15. #4315
    Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.

    I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.

    I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.
    granted, but the apartment burns down

    i wish US and EU would get MoP at the same time

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    granted, but the apartment burns down

    i wish US and EU would get MoP at the same time
    Granted, but the US servers would crash ten minutes after it's release.

    I wish for a better tomorrow!

  18. #4318
    Granted, but the world ends the day after.

    I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but the world ends the day after.

    I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.
    Granted, but for you time permanently speeds up and within a matter of hours you die of old age.

    I wish that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish, but infact made it better than it already was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprinky View Post
    Granted, but for you time permanently speeds up and within a matter of hours you die of old age.

    I wish that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish, but infact made it better than it already was.
    Granted, "someone" did not corrupt your wish, but "someone else" came in and corrupted it.

    I wish that my teacher did not schedule a test for MoP release date.

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