Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Lyriok]

Granted, but the friend is a petty friend, and not worth having. You cut ties with them within a few days.

I wish that the Packers would win the current NFL season's Super Bowl.

Wish granted, the Packers then suddenly turn into alpacas shortly after their victory.

I wish I had a potato.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but then the potato transforms into icedwarrior. Potato-ception!

I wish I had a legal, working, final version of BioShock Infinite, right now.

[Lyriok]

Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.

I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!

[Gallahadd]

I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!

Granted, but as soon as it comes to life it swears a blood oath that it will kill you.

I wish they'd make a new Shadow Hearts game for whichever of the next gen consoles I end up buying :P.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.

I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!

Granted, Meet Mr Potato head with new accessories! also he stabs you, alot, because toys are real!

I wish to meet lyriok, like in RL, coz you know....

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.

Dammit, Lyriok, everyone knows llamas >>>> alpacas.

I wish to meet lyriok, like in RL, coz you know....

Granted, but Lyriok is nothing like he is online, and is a total creeper IRL. Don't ask me how I know this.

I wish Teddy in Persona 4 was real and I could meet him in real life.

[Lyriok]

Granted, but Lyriok is nothing like he is online, and is a total creeper IRL. Don't ask me how I know this.

I wish Teddy in Persona 4 was real and I could meet him in real life.

Granted but Teddy moves in with you as a roommate and t-bags you as you sleep.

I wish icedwarrior was nice to me :'(

(He doesn't even look me in the eyes when we make love )

[Adam Jensen]

Granted but Teddy moves in with you as a roommate and t-bags you as you sleep.

I wish icedwarrior was nice to me :'(

(He doesn't even look me in the eyes when we make love )

Granted. Everyone else on the forums hates you now. Jerk.

I wish the FAA would call with a job offer already.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted but Teddy moves in with you as a roommate and t-bags you as you sleep.

I wish icedwarrior was nice to me :'(

(He doesn't even look me in the eyes when we make love )

Granted, but iced is now overly attached GF, has the creepy eyes which never blink when you make love, and peer into your soul

i wish i had an endless supply of mini oreos

Granted. Everyone else on the forums hates you now. Jerk.

I wish the FAA would call with a job offer already.

damn, i get in these a bit late

Granted, however, its not the phonecall you were hoping, nor the FAA you want

[Lyriok]

Granted, are condemned to eat only mini oreos and remain forever parched!

I wish I had a pet ferret!

[Baralaitheone]

Granted, but the ferret looses his two front legs in a fight with a snake.

I wish I was a world famous movie star.

[Jawless Jones]

granted, however you are now kristen stewert

i wish i could grow a decent beard )=

[hutchzilla]

Granted, But it grows at an inch per hour

I wish I could get some work done today

[Jawless Jones]

granted, but you did the work wrong!!

i wish i could do

[Wayne25uk]

Granted Van McCoy comes around to your house with condoms and lube because apparently you wanted to "do" him.

I wish people would believe me when i tell them my brother works for Rockstar Leeds and is working on GTA 5 atm and i have seen secret stuff about it.

(It's true btw but apparently im not allowed to have a famous bro making a great game o.O i dont understand the logic but hey at least i get to play it before the rest of the world :P)

[Thyranne]

Granted Van McCoy comes around to your house with condoms and lube because apparently you wanted to "do" him.

I wish people would believe me when i tell them my brother works for Rockstar Leeds and is working on GTA 5 atm and i have seen secret stuff about it.

(It's true btw but apparently im not allowed to have a famous bro making a great game o.O i dont understand the logic but hey at least i get to play it before the rest of the world :P)

Granted but Rockstar Leeds just fired your brother.

I wish I'd receive money without having to work or steal.

[Deleted]

Granted, but every time you spend one penny of it, you loose a minute of your life.

I wish I could watch movies and shows from the future.

[Akshak]

Granted but in the future someone apparently still lets Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins make movies.

I wish Monday would just crawl into a gutter and die.

[Nario64]

Granted, but after Monday died Monday's fluids leaked into the water supply, thus contaminating it with 'the Mondays'. Soon your community gets an outbreak of 'the Mondays' and eventually it spreads across the continent and the world. Everyone now has a case of the Mondays and it lasts longer than just on Mondays.

I wish everyone enjoyed the same type of music, there would be less issues.

[Thyranne]

Granted, but after Monday died Monday's fluids leaked into the water supply, thus contaminating it with 'the Mondays'. Soon your community gets an outbreak of 'the Mondays' and eventually it spreads across the continent and the world. Everyone now has a case of the Mondays and it lasts longer than just on Mondays.

I wish everyone enjoyed the same type of music, there would be less issues.

Granted. The silence is considered the best music ever.

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.