Let's just assume that this 'thing' has a little above average power of an actual wolf.
I think I would just jump out the window or something, or if I had a gun, I would try to kill it.
Stuff of nightmares.
Let's just assume that this 'thing' has a little above average power of an actual wolf.
I think I would just jump out the window or something, or if I had a gun, I would try to kill it.
Stuff of nightmares.
That's easy; I don't have stairs.
But I do have a box cutter knife beside my bed. I think i can get it in the eye and teach it a lesson.
I'd do the Cesar Millan "SHHH!" and watch how this thing would go into a calm submissive state.
"You're messing with my zen thing, man!"
Well, the only stairway is in the kitchen, where we have a couple guns stashed, so I'd grab one of them, and shoot it. If that wasn't possible, I'd just shut the door, or throw a hammer we keep by the door at it. Or the tomahawk I have sitting in the living room. Or any of the other guns.
Point is, if it's crawling up my stairs, it's doing it wrong.
Before or after I shit my pants?
I will repeat my comment from this very thing on facebook: "Puppy!"
As in, if I saw this crawling up my stairs (if there were any in the house that's more than 1 step), I would yell "puppy!" and tackle-hug it. Tackle-hug because it looks like it could withstand a 240-lb dude hitting it full force, unlike a real canine/lupine animal.
i run and wake my brother up, he grabs the 30-30, and we see how big of a hole is left in it's skull. then i report it to the science people. not the government.... the science people first. they ain't gonna cover this shit up.
http://www.quiterly.com/15815/you-ha...-or-youre-dead
Some guy named Rodney also replied: Puppy!
i will use my silver-made fork!
" In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers"
Tell it to walk up the stairs properly, those steps are manky!
Fly fast, stay low, hit hard.
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i'd be more confused about stairs magically apearing in my flat^^
I'm not fast or good at fighting, so I would have no chance at survival. I would attack its eyes or genitals (depending on the angle it attacks me).