Originally Posted by
Dragore
My ankle bitting 25lb dachshund, my 165lb Saint Bernard and i will have fun kicking the shit out of it with my pair of brass knuckles and baseball bat. I will then cut off its penis and wear it around me neck, because you always need a souvenir of your kill. I will then cut every limb off and place it at the corners of my street as a fair warning, then mount his head on my door. I will then procede to give any remaining extra meat to my dogs for a job well done. I will then make love to my woman and then create a 70s van style mural in the town square based on my kill.