Time to start to work out Rev, move over here to Swe and I'll drag you along on my 7km runs with 25kg backpacks, we'll have you sorted out in no time! ;p
I kid!
Never tried myself, I've just said fuck it the times I've been troubled by it. There comes a point when it's just pointless continueing!
But mates have "faked it" a few times, of course the women they was with might have realized it.
A little bit of alchol has never bothered me and the missus, it can be "fun". But that shit is really individual, as so much els when it comes to boinking