Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[FearXI]

Granted, but when you make your shadow real he stabs you in the back for dragging him around all his life.

I wish I wish I was a fish

Granted but it's in a sushi restaurant.

I wish for a constant temperature of 76F.

[krunksmash]

Granted but it's in a sushi restaurant.

I wish for a constant temperature of 76F.

granted but now the ice caps melt.

I wish for the end of the world

[Serj Tankian]

Granted, however you did not specify which world you wanted to end. So the world of magical pink unicorns and fluffy bunnies has been destroyed.


I wish for a life time supply of CHEEZ-IT's.

[FearXI]

Granted, however you did not specify which world you wanted to end. So the world of magical pink unicorns and fluffy bunnies has been destroyed.


I wish for a life time supply of CHEEZ-IT's.

Granted but they all become stale and taste like dirt.

I wish for more things to do.

[krunksmash]

Granted but they all become stale and taste like dirt.

I wish for more things to do.

granted you now have 100 newborns.

I wish for 41mill dollars

[FearXI]

granted you now have 100 newborns.

I wish for 41mill dollars

Granted but the world changes to a new currency and all dollars become toilet paper.

I wish for my laptop to have a back lit keyboard.

[theemann]

I wish for my laptop to have a back lit keyboard.

Granted but your spacebar no longer works.

I wish for the ability to live the rest of my life in quiet tranquil peace.

[FearXI]

Granted but your spacebar no longer works.

I wish for the ability to live the rest of my life in quiet tranquil peace.

Granted, you're buried alive.

I wish to find a large stash of money.

[Deleted]

Granted, you're buried alive.

I wish to find a large stash of money.

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I could post in this thread.

[lzsg]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I could post in this thread.

Granted. You can now post in this thread, but none other, anywhere.

I wish clouds were green.

[Deathguard]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I could post in this thread.

Granted but you get banned the next time you post.

I wish that today is going to be the best day of my life so far.

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Granted. You can now post in this thread, but none other, anywhere.

I wish clouds were green.

Granted but they are full of deadly gas that will destroy all of mankind.

Answer to my last wish :3

[FearXI]

Granted but you get banned the next time you post.

I wish that today is going to be the best day of my life so far.

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Granted but they are full of deadly gas that will destroy all of mankind.

Answer to my last wish :3

Granted but you die at 11:59PM

I wish that I never needed to sleep.

[krunksmash]

Granted but you die at 11:59PM

I wish that I never needed to sleep.

granted you are dead.

I wish for a massive end of the world party on my birthday this year (yes my birthday is 12-21)

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the world really does end, which is an awful birthday present.

I wish I was a demon slayer riding a black unicorn down by the river on my way to slay the beast of Pirate's Bay so that I can reclaim the feathery wings from the chest within the ship that went all the way down to the bottom of the sea because of a tempest. (Song references, ho!)

[pOO flinger]

Granted, but the world really does end, which is an awful birthday present.

I wish I was a demon slayer riding a black unicorn down by the river on my way to slay the beast of Pirate's Bay so that I can reclaim the feathery wings from the chest within the ship that went all the way down to the bottom of the sea because of a tempest. (Song references, ho!)

Granted, but each night as the sun sets, you will turn into a Carebear until you receive true love's kiss. By night one way By day another. This shall be the norm Until you find true love's first kiss And then take love's true form.


I wish another Turok game would be made, using Cryengine3 or Unreal engine 4 and would be PC exclusive.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it can only be controlled by a controller that is $125,750 dollars.

I wish I had the ability to hyperlink songs just by typing parts of their name.

[Deathguard]

Granted, but it can only be controlled by a controller that is $125,750 dollars.

I wish I had the ability to hyperlink songs just by typing parts of their name.

Granted but the hyperlinks are randomly generated and they are not connected to the corresponding song.

I wish I had the ability to know what others feel about me.

[Deleted]

Granted! Now you know how others feel! You know how they feel? Sad, melancholic, drepressed, why? Because they know you know what they feel! It's a curse!


I wish people stopped hatin' on my avatar. :b

[Dyra]

Granted. Now they started hating on your name instead.

I wish the world was ruled by kittens.

[Deleted]

Granted! Now the world is ruled by kittehs, and their master and ruler is Dyra, the Kitteh!

But then, something happens!!!!! Aliens, from another galaxy! The Kpop invaders!!! They invade the Kitteh's world, they destroy it, and enslave all kittens, and make them listen to the amazing sounds of Kpop!


I wish everyone liked Kpop.