ive been looking into my crystal ball and i see the following
5.2.5
combustion removed as it is useless now
a new spell called "OMG-FML" is replacing combustion and will deal 150 million damage
on a one year cooldown
5.3
fireball is now called "super magic funtime ball of fire"
scorch is been removed as it makes fire mages deal damage on the go
fire blast is been removed as it spreads dots if glyphed to near by targets (we dont want
people running around on fire in battle grounds)
Living bomb now only ticks once and when it reaches its duation of "one tick" it explodes
not dealing damage but gives the target a warm feeling inside instead
5.3.5
all fire abilities are been removed from fire mages
we feel that fire is what people want to play and we want people to try other specs
the fire spec is not been removed but instead the spells will consist of the following
spell of happiness
this spell will show the target that they love them, it has a 0000000000000000.1%
chance for the target to hand over loot without having to be killed
spell of boredom
this spell deals 500k damage but has a 99.9999% chance that it will instantly kill
the mage and will kill them so hard that they will DC from game
5.4
After all the changes to fire mages in previous patches we have decided that we were
wrong and we want to revert things back and add new cool stuff
all fire spells are back, combustion works as it did before our mad changes
ignite does more damnage
new spells are the following
Spell of the solar system
this spell randomly chooses a planet from our solar system (not pluto now ..)
a random planet will crash down upon the target dealing damage beyond belief
the planets are to scale and jupiter will cover you screen and make our servers
kill themselves
spell of fire mage F**K yeah
this spell will let people know you are a fire mage, when cast the spell will
kill everybody around you including you raid members, this is ok though
as no one else is needed to down the boss as you are a fire mage
you can solo this sh*t
we hope you are happy with our final outcome of changes, we are very sure that all other
classes will not be upset that fire mages are the best ever again
oh while were here, warlocks soul wells and health stones are been removed as they never put a soulwell down when you ask
these changes are subject to change and we dont care if we decide to change them over and over again cos we are blizzard and we have your money....so there
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