Men and sitting on the toilet

[Belize]

How do you sit down and piss when you have a hard on?

It's... Tricky... it involves scooting as far back as possible and leaning forward to try and aim in the toilet.

[Symphonic]

My main argument for standing while peeing is
1) If I hit anywhere besides the bowl, I wipe it up. It's rare to miss but sometimes when beginning to pee the stream has a mind of its own.
2) I don't have to unbutton my pants - I can just unzip and slip through to pee instead of having to drop my pants.
3) In public places if I don't have access to a urinal I will still stand at the toilet seat because it seems people have worse aim in public restrooms and I do not want to be sitting on a seat with pee all over it.

However, at a private home it wouldn't bother me to have to sit down to pee, I just find it unnecessary.

[Deleted]

I always sit, except if I need to pee in public toilets, like in restaurants, where very often toilet seats are icky.

The reason I do this is because I live on my own and have my own toilet to clean, and--maybe I don't have a particularly good aim, or maybe my stream (lol) isn't as perfectly focused as other peoples'--but I find it simply impossible to always aim right and not spray a bit ... heck sometimes if you need to pee real hard it's just dispersing simply because of the strength with which it hits the toilet pan-- so in the end the toilet simply stays clean-er for a longer time and doesn't get stinky as much, and cleaning it up isn't a disgusting mess.

I even hung a paper right for everyone to see that reads "SIT DOWN" for everyone to enter. Yep.

Yes, and in the end I believe that some drops ALWAYS get somewhere else if you don't sit--and especially if you miss and clean up. And as much as I hate wiping my own pee, it's even worse with other peoples' after a visit. So just no to standing.

[capitano666]

Hardly...

nah, I open (not just unzip) my pants while walking towards the toilet, when I get there I just have to aim and release, no lowering pants -> turning around -> sitting

[pucGG]

Exactly, an ad hominem would be be saying you're wrong because you're a Hairy Lumberjack or a Roughneck.

Suggesting that someone is a "pseudo alpha with confidence issues..." isn't the basis for why I think they're wrong, it's an opinion. I disagree with your assumption simply because I do...

It's two separate statements.

You're just bending your own intepretation so that it fits your idea.

-"You cannot be trusted because you are black"

ad hominem

-"What I meant is your cannot be trusted, and also I hate black people, which your happen to be, but that is not relevant to my claim"

[Tradewind]

You're just bending your own intepretation so that it fits your idea.

Who's doing that exactly?

[Sentess]

What have I been reading? I don't even...

[Malkazam]

What have I been reading? I don't even...

This exactly.. Reading that a lots of mens here actually sit on the toilet when they have to pee ..that so weird.. girls sit but.. boys ? Dafuq...

[ProphetFlume]

Also, it's not a battle. It's just a PERSON that you supposedly love more than any other person or thing in the world suggesting a better way to do something. A way for you to both live together in a clean, healthy environment. Why you would piss away good advice is beyond me.

She is not trying to "suggest a better way" she's bossing him around and trying to house train her husband, that's why it's offensive.

[Miko]

She is not trying to "suggest a better way" she's bossing him around and trying to house train her husband, that's why it's offensive.

Ya, fuck getting told what to do in my own home. I don't really understand what has happened to men now-days, but its ok to tell you women to stfu you like drinking out of the carton.

[Giants41]

Nah i don't sit. I go quick so i don't want to like have to sit down and than get up again. Kinda dumb to me. Wiping? After you piss? I'd never do that.

[Deleted]

I don't like to sit on a toilet if i can avoid it because i don't like my penis touching the interior of the bowl. And i would most certainly never do it if my wife would insist it. Sounds like a good whipping.

[Destruktion]

I sit down when I pee.
There's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a wizz, mind your own biz! Why is everybody always staring at me?

[Deleted]

The men should have pissoir (in home), so there is much less urine (little drops) outside of the toilet and on its edges. For me it is just not comfortable to sit down at pissing, maybe it is just thing of a habit.

[Ashnazg]

This exactly.. Reading that a lots of mens here actually sit on the toilet when they have to pee ..that so weird.. girls sit but.. boys ? Dafuq...

I know right. I had no idea ANY men did this, and now that I do, and I see how many are copping to it - I am thoroughly disturbed.

Also, it's not a battle. It's just a PERSON that you supposedly love more than any other person or thing in the world suggesting a better way to do something. A way for you to both live together in a clean, healthy environment.

Thing is - there is such a concept as "too much". There can be "too much" cleanliness and this topic definitely crosses into that territory. Its NOT a better way to do something because it takes too much effort and time and transforms an ordinarily quick and painless process into a chore for the sake of very minor "health & cleanliness" gains - if any at all.

[Falos]

I prefer to take a square of TP after and soak the last drop.

I occasionally sit when my aim may be in doubt. Mostly in the morning, when wood persists.

I consider this post ordinary and even boring. I consider society's tendency to "omg lol" as out of control. We're not going extinct because of nuclear weapons or a ruined climate, not when grown adults are too pathetic to handle a baby's diaper like... well, grown adults.

[Deleted]

Wiping? After you piss? I'd never do that.

I'll just go all Kyle Broflovski and say gross! How can you not wipe yourself afterwards? That's just so gross!

[Deleted]

I was once talking a woman who was complaining about her husband getting pee on the floor. I said, "when you're not firing from point blank, you're bound to miss." She came back with the best response. She said, "I could stand and piss all over the bathroom too, but I choose to sit." So from her point of view, it doesn't matter where the urethra is, you can stand or sit, your choice, but sitting is the cleaner way.

Can't argue with logic.

I'd rather just wipe up the floor once a week then sit down.

Eew... Once a WEEK? And just "wipe up"?!

My ten year old son sits to pee, his mom trained him in this. My four year old son doesn't sit. He'll piss on your leg if it's more convenient the toilet. That kid I trained.

And yet somehow, you sound proud...

---------- Post added 2013-01-04 at 10:16 PM ----------

Both sitting and 'wiping' is the more hygienic.

I'm not convinced there are any hygene problems. Urine is pretty sterile.
That doesn't mean we don't have the irrational "eeew" emotions about it, of course.

---------- Post added 2013-01-04 at 10:22 PM ----------

Sit down peeing is particularly beneficial in the morning when you have a tent pitched otherwise waiting for it to go down when you're bursting is a nightmare.

What, you don't do a handstand like the rest of us REAL manly, masculine, alpha-male bush men?
(sorry, I meant "butch"... I think.)

[draykorinee]

How do you sit down and piss when you have a hard on?

I guess Im just not endowed enough to find it too much of a problem :P Just pop as far back as possible and force it in the toilet, its uncomfortable but not as much as waiting for it to go down.

[Rykin]

The results of this poll are blowing my mind.