Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but then a massive rock falls on you.

So, what's your wish?

***Skip me, obviously.***

[Deleted]

So, what's your wish?

***Skip me, obviously.***

whoops

I wish my teammates in LoL wouldn't be braindead.

[Deleted]

whoops

I wish my teammates in LoL wouldn't be braindead.

Granted, but they all disconnect!
I wish for 5 more wishes!

[Deleted]

Granted, but they all disconnect!
I wish for 5 more wishes!

Granted, but all of them will be corrupted.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Deleted]

Granted, but all of them will be corrupted.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Denied !

[Deleted]

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, but rather than the wish becoming corrupt, you yourself become corrupt leading to the destruction of the earth.

I wish for a Warp Drive that will not malfunction and the means to power and use the warp drive which won't malfunction. (including the ship, which will also not malfunction)

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the ship is far too complex for any human to fly.

I wish that I had a pineapple.

[Kasierith]

Granted, but the pineapple is on fire.

I wish I had the power over life and death.

[Deleted]

Granted! You now have the power of life and death. You can resurrect people and kill them just with a thought. Thing is, one day, you thought about how you would die and said, "I want to die while eating spaghetti", and so you went down the kitchen, made some spaghetti, ate it, and died you did!



I wish I was super cool.

[Zapgreen]

Granted, you are now a Popsicle

I wish I didn't have to level another alt on my friends server.

[King Shark]

Granted, you are now a Popsicle

I wish I didn't have to level another alt on my friends server.

Granted, your friend is now dead, killed by Kasierith.

I wish I could just corrupt other people's wishes without having to wish for a wish of my own. Figuring out what wish to wish for is so hard.

[Kasierith]

Granted, your friend is now dead, killed by Kasierith.

I wish I could just corrupt other people's wishes without having to wish for a wish of my own. Figuring out what wish to wish for is so hard.

Granted. Unfortunately, your own wish negated itself, thus unnegating itself, and then negating itself again, resulting in a paradox and sucking you into another dimension filled with green slimey things.

I wish I had a bunny.

[Deleted]

You now have a bunny. Its name is Majad and it's red and pink. Also poos every minute and pees where ever he pleases. Enjoy!


I wish I wasn't a bunny.

[Ridesdel]

You now have a bunny. Its name is Majad and it's red and pink. Also poos every minute and pees where ever he pleases. Enjoy!


I wish I wasn't a bunny.

Granted, you are now a miniature kangaroo that poos every minute and pees where ever you pleases, also you became female.

i wish a watch which will welcome western walnut wishes.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's a potato disguised as a pineapple.

I wish oranges were tomato flashlights.

[King Shark]

Granted, but it's a potato disguised as a pineapple.

I wish oranges were tomato flashlights.

Granted. Oranges are now all tomato flashlights. Killer... tomato flashlights.

I wish NCSoft didn't shut down City Of Heroes, those bastards.

[Kasierith]

Granted. Oranges are now all tomato flashlights. Killer... tomato flashlights.

I wish NCSoft didn't shut down City Of Heroes, those bastards.

Granted. They kept it up, but in order to keep interest installed a virus through the pixels that, when seen, burrows into ones brain and makes them NCSoft's slave, completely under their control. You are now a beta tester in their real life mortal combat game. Your first opponent is Chuck Norris.

I wish I was the prettiest person in the world.

[Deleted]

Granted! You are now the prettiest person in the word. Because you are so pretty, you get a lot of stalkers, paparazzi and what not! You eventually die in a car accident because of these people.

And oh, the car accident happens two days after your wish comes true!

I wish to be a bad person.

[Ridesdel]

Granted! You are now the prettiest person in the word. Because you are so pretty, you get a lot of stalkers, paparazzi and what not! You eventually die in a car accident because of these people.

And oh, the car accident happens two days after your wish comes true!

I wish to be a bad person.

Granted, nothing changed. xP

I wish peter piper picked a peck of pickled pears, while sally sold sea shells on the sea shore!

[Kasierith]

Granted, nothing changed. xP

I wish peter piper picked a peck of pickled pears, while sally sold sea shells on the sea shore!

Granted! Unfortunately, Sally was actually a front for the pear mafia, and when Peter found her pickled pears and took them, she went to her front of selling sea shells but wasn't able to give the mafia their pick of pears. Thinking they she was screwing them over, they helped her swim with the fishes while Peter watched nibbling his pears.

I wish that the flu could no longer infect humans!