Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Letmesleep]

Granted, they've merged their companies and are now called "Wapple". Since there is no more competition in the market, Wapple has no motivation to increase the quality of its products and technological advancement comes to a screeching halt. Also, the world blows up. I'm not sure why, but it blows up.

I wish I could eat a hamburger every once in awhile.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they're actually just cardboard cutouts of hamburgers.

I wish that every cow and pig in the world got replaced by large chickens of equal or greater weight to the cow or pig it replaced.

[Liagala]

Granted but they can't support the greater weight on their skinny chicken legs and die off because they can't move around to get enough food. Now no one can ever eat delicious chicken again.

I wish the person below me gets their wish!

[King Shark]

Granted but they can't support the greater weight on their skinny chicken legs and die off because they can't move around to get enough food. Now no one can ever eat delicious chicken again.

I wish the person below me gets their wish!

Granted. My wish will obviously be to kill you. I do that often.

I wish to kill the poster above and below me- with a T-Rex. That then promptly turns around and eats me as well.

[Kasierith]

Granted. However, the T-Rex ate the messenger, and so he's lost and confused and has no idea where any of the three of us are, and will therefore wander around eating random people instead of finding the people you want.

I wish I had more time.

[semaphore]

Granted. You now have all the time in the universe! But you are also trapped in Stasis Field, to be maintained indefinitely in timeless suspended animation.

I wish I'm forever young. And adorable.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but society's view of beauty has changed. People now think saggy, elderly women with skin diseases are the hottest. thing. ever.

I wish someone would teach me how to imbed links as text like you did with Stasis Field.

I wish to kill the poster above and below me- with a T-Rex. That then promptly turns around and eats me as well.

I wish to see more of you around this forum. You amuse me greatly.

[semaphore]

Granted! Highlight text, click on the internet link icon between the emoticon and the email/envelope; and then copy paste your link into the dialogue. But as soon as you tried to do this you'll post an inappropriate advertising link and becomes banned! Also the T-Rex finds you.

I wish people think silver hair and saggy is the new sexy!

[Letmesleep]

Lol, granted, but you are now forever young and adorable. (Thanks for teaching me)

I wish I could somehow tame the T-Rex and make it fight for justice. I also want it to wear a cape.

[King Shark]

Lol, granted, but you are now forever young and adorable. (Thanks for teaching me)

I wish I could somehow tame the T-Rex and make it fight for justice. I also want it to wear a cape.

Granted. However, he recalls all the wishes you have corrupted, deems you to have committed grave injustices, and promptly eats you as well. And his cape has the following design:



I wish my T-Rex would obey only me. And turn to evil, like me, forsaking justice. And also keep the cape.

[Xanjori]

Granted but your T-Rex is 1cm high and his teeth are rubber.

I wish I found WoW more enjoyable.

[Kasierith]

Granted. It becomes so enjoyable that you spend the rest of your life staring at the screen until you starve to death.

I wish I no longer required sustenance.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but instead your body now requires spray tan to live. You'll be like Tanning Mom but worse.

I wish I could digitize myself, travel through the Internet, and pop out of other people's computers.

I'm tempted to make this my avatar, just a for a single day.

[Xanjori]

Granted, however while travelling the internet wire breaks, trapping you in it forever!

I wish that the local sports store start hiring again and I can get a job there.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you're working at $1 an hour.

I wish the work I did yesterday was more entertaining (worked 6AM-9PM, helped exactly 22 people)...

[semaphore]

Granted! You were kidnap at gunpoint from your job, and spend all of yesterday in the trunk of the getaway car of bank robbers, being chased around by the police. By the time the criminals were apprehended, you had passed out and went noticed as the car was parked in evidence...

I wish Hello Kitty is my pet.

I'm tempted to make this my avatar, just a for a single day.

Stolen!

[Xanjori]

Granted. However Kitty reveals his/hers true evilness and turns you into his/hers slave, you now live sitting out on cold river banks fishing up their favourite fish and then cleaning up the 3000 fur balls he/she spits out daily.

I wish Semaphore would change her avatar.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Semaphore changed the image to the same image, only a lower resolution.

I wish for something witty to say.

[Xanjori]

You say something incredibly witty, to some people, to the wrong person who then smacks you.

I wish Semaphore would no longer use a Hello Kitty avatar!

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but she's only real in your mind. Doctors notice a Calvin and Hobbes relationship between you and Hello Kitty, and instantly institutionalize you for the rest of your days.

I wish my friends enjoyed trading card games. I don't think I'm ever going to grow out of the love for those.

Stolen!

I was lurking in the porn thread in Gen OT and just started laughing when I saw you had changed that to your avatar. Well played.

Edit: Well crap I was sure late on this one.

---------- Post added 2013-01-09 at 07:31 PM ----------

I wish Semaphore would no longer use a Hello Kitty avatar!

Granted she now uses yours.