Top 5 things that you hate about the other sex!

[Preston Garvey]

Things I hate about my girlfriend:

1. Why didn't you call me last-night?
2. How do you think this relationship is going?
3. Would you like me if I get fat?
4. Why don’t we cuddle?
5. You want to go out?


What I want to say when she asks this crap.

1. I was out with ya moms
2. Who the hell cares
3. Hell nall
4. LOL fail
5. Hell nall

[breadisfunny]

you sound like a real nice boyfriend.

[Reeve]

"What are you thinking about?"

[Reg]

1-5 ... Any question she knows the answer to.

[Rukentuts]

"What are you thinking about?"

"About how I'd like a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries."

"Wait, wrong answer?"

[Reg]

And to add to my previous statement, anything she knows the answer to, and if I still answer her question, there is no correct answer.

[Athael]

you sound like a real nice boyfriend.

^ This.

OP, why do you have a girlfriend if you're not interested in any of the stuff involved in a relationship? If you want to just hook up and sleep with someone, there are easier ways to do it than having a girlfriend. Find a mutually-inclined friend with benefits.

[Reeve]

"About how I'd like a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries."

"Wait, wrong answer?"

For me when a girl asks me that, 99% of the time, the honest answer is "nothing," or "about how sexy you look." They never believe me when I say "nothing" though which just pisses me off.

[Reg]

For me when a girl asks me that, 99% of the time, the honest answer is "nothing," or "about how sexy you look." They never believe me when I say "nothing" though which just pisses me off.

So true. I don't think females understand that sometimes us males can honestly be thinking of absolutely nothing lol

[Rukentuts]

For me when a girl asks me that, 99% of the time, the honest answer is "nothing," or "about how sexy you look." They never believe me when I say "nothing" though which just pisses me off.

They hate it more when it is something and just totally unrelated to the situation. Like "I have an unexplainable urge for spaghetti". I'm just being honest!

[Reeve]

They hate it more when it is something and just totally unrelated to the situation. Like "I have an unexplainable urge for spaghetti". I'm just being honest!

Yeah I think the thing I hate most is that they ask that question expecting a specific answer, and when you answer honestly and it's not what they were hoping for, they get all pissed off.

[Mortai2]

Nothing because I respect and admire my fiancee. Additionally, she's an attorney so if I pick a verbal fight with her I might as well get ready to lose :P

[Rukentuts]

Yeah I think the thing I hate most is that they ask that question expecting a specific answer, and when you answer honestly and it's not what they were hoping for, they get all pissed off.

Yeah, but we know they were looking for a specific one. It's fucking entrapment.

I dunno, I haven't dated in quite a few years, although this question is not missed in the least.

[Deleted]

How are you doing?
What are you doing?

Not bad questions per se, but when they are asked every hour...

Oh and OP, you sound like a real douche.

[Deleted]

"What are you thinking about?"

How Sweden should purchase back Saint Barthelemy from the French, considering we only sold it because we needed the money at the time. It's historical importance to Swedish history is not much, but it really is a nice place to remember that Sweden did in fact try to colonize the world as well. It's also a great tourist resort if we have a place that actually speaks Swedish and not half-arse English like in Thailand. I was thinking we could rename it to Hammarskjöld ö once we buy it back, seems like a modern and catchy name for an island like that. Just imagine this Carribean island where everyone speaks Stockholm Swedish, with Swedish architecture everywhere in a tropical setting. Wouldn't that be awesome?

What do you mean you're breaking up with me?

[Preston Garvey]

Yeah I think the thing I hate most is that they ask that question expecting a specific answer, and when you answer honestly and it's not what they were hoping for, they get all pissed off.

OMG I know what the fuck man. thats why i just lie.

[Reeve]

I sometimes feel like women often have conversations per-scripted in their heads and they get dismayed when the man doesn't respond as expected.

[Hraklea]

* Most girls I've met in my life are like this: (just one example)

Girl says: - Look! It's so romantic! That guy made a serenate to the girl he likes...
Then you go to the girl: - hey, I made a song for you! Would you like to listen?
Girl says: Why do you think I care about what you do? ¬¬'

It is romantic only if the guy is good looking.

* Second thing:

My ex-girlfriend breaking up with me in the first time:
- I think we should break up
- Why? What did I do wrong?
- Nothing, I just don't want to date you anymore...
- Ok...

Then we start dating again a few years later:
- You didn't learn anything from your last relationship!
- How am I supposed to improve if you refuse to tell me what I'm doing wrong?
- You're such a kid... ¬¬'

Break up again.

Sorry for the rage, you opened the door.

[Kerath]

Oh come on. Do women say "What are you thinking about?" that much,really?
I don't recall ever asking anyone that :S How are you doing, or how was your day, sure.

[Deleted]

Taking bets on the OP being a singleton, and remaining single for a long time.