go to a biker bar and hug someone. they'll kill you right after they call you queer.
touchy feely guys usually end up in the news in their 50s as pedos anyway. sandusky was called a "touchy feely guy" by people who said he gave them the heebie jeebies
you can be as gay as you want, just call it what it is. i still feel like 1/3 of all men are gay and don't want to admit it.
guys shake hands, that's all you need.