Players vs Mods V

[Blood Fox]

Did you hear about the fox that snuck into a London home and tore a baby's finger off whilst trying to drag it away, earlier this week?
Such friendly, nice animals!

Pfft.
Bring back fox hunting!

that baby probably did somthing evil foxes are nice

[Darsithis]

* is hit in the paw, falling down and whimpering.

"arlee! help dars is being mean! all I wanted was a chicken *limp paw*

Good.

* shoots at the fox again and again

+19!

[ELYPOP]

that baby probably did somthing evil foxes are nice

It was in its cot, asleep, when the fox came in and tried to drag it off.
EVUL I TELL YA!

[Xanjori]

+ 20

I think it's time we put Xan in a home.

Does that mean I get free internet and feeding? If so that works for me.

[Blood Fox]

Good.

* shoots at the fox again and again

* the rest didn't hit because dars forgot his glasses.

Have mercy!!!!

It was in its cot, asleep, when the fox came in and tried to drag it off.
EVUL I TELL YA!

well did they ever think of feeding the fox? they could have saved the placetnta for when the fox came. Rude I tell you. and the baby only lost a finger, he may not be able to give people the "shocker" but he will be fine

+


Does that mean I get free internet and feeding? If so that works for me.

no it means bed sores, cigarette burns, feeding tubes, and shareing a .75Mb download speed with 100 other people

+21

[Purifier]

+ 22

[Xanjori]

no it means bed sores, cigarette burns, feeding tubes, and shareing a .75Mb download speed with 100 other people

But I'm in Europe, we're all communist and the standards for leeching are much higher! D:

[ELYPOP]

But I'm in Europe, we're all communist and the standards for leeching are much higher! D:

Blood is also a Euro.

well did they ever think of feeding the fox? they could have saved the placetnta for when the fox came. Rude I tell you. and the baby only lost a finger, he may not be able to give people the "shocker" but he will be fine

Feeding vermin?
Makes sense.


+ 23.

[Xanjori]

Blood is also a Euro.

Clearly not an indoctrinated one, time to remedy that.

[Blood Fox]

Clearly not an indoctrinated one, time to remedy that.

o.o I'm immune to all mind altering effects, however I can be tricked with fresh placenta.

and you alwasy feed vermin, gain their trust and have them protect you.

[Longview]

+ 24

[Deleted]

I had an awesome dream! You know those public toilets? What if you smear nutella on the toilet ring? Someone's going to sit down on it eventually.

Now I always have to carry a jar of Nutella whenever I'm out shopping.

[Darsithis]

Have mercy!!!!

Mercy is for the weak.

+22

[Xanjori]

+ 23

[Blood Fox]

Mercy is for the weak.

* Steals chicken and all the medicine you have

Exactly >


+24

[Riverness]

You! WHYYYYYY???? WHY???? What have you done???

A leap.. of faith?

Why doesn't anyone like my new name

[Arlee]

Did you hear about the fox that snuck into a London home and tore a baby's finger off whilst trying to drag it away, earlier this week?
Such friendly, nice animals!

Well first.. anyone who thinks a wild animal is friendly is an idiot. Secondly, uh yea... foxes hunt and eat things weaker than them. that's nature. People aren't exempt from the rules. Do you really want a list of all the animals who would eat us given the opportunity? News flash... house cats are on that list.

Also, do you have a link to the new report about that? Seems interesting.

Have you not read Babe? He thought it was a food dispenser.

There was nothing that interested me in the Babe book or movie :/

I also shoot corgis

Well considering you are evil, duh.

* is hit in the paw, falling down and whimpering.

"arlee! help dars is being mean! all I wanted was a chicken *limp paw*

* send a pack of werewolves after Dars

+22

[Wass]

* Brings out his Gauss Rifle and starts returning Dars' fire while throwing Fox into a bunker

[Darsithis]

* Steals chicken and all the medicine you have

Exactly >

I SWEAR ETERNAL REVENGE!

* send a pack of werewolves after Dars

You're supporting fox-on-death knight terrorism!

[ELYPOP]

Also, do you have a link to the new report about that? Seems interesting.

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/fox-attack...ecovering-well

The RSPCA response was bullshit because there was a string of these attacks last summer.

+ 23.