WC3 - Orc Raider: "What's that smell? Oh, bad dog!"
Spiritwalker: "Yes, the spirits are talking to me. *farts* Oh yes, they´re coming in clearly. *fart* Ahh, now they're forming into a gaseous material. *fart* I can actually see them now. *fart* The spirits are very powerful today."
Ogre: *fart*(Laughter)
Goblin Sapper: *fart*; Goblin 1: "Wasn't me!"; Goblin 2: "Wasn't me!"; Goblin 3: "Sorry."
Naga Royal Guard: "The day of our invasion shall be known as B-Day" (pronunciation similar to bidet)
Pit Lord: "You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high."
Goblin Alchemist: Alchemist: "One of these potions smells awful..."; Ogre: (giggles quietly)
Priest: "Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention,
painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."
if you have ever seen warcraft as a serious and poop-free series, you were just deluded, sorry.
Bonus - Draenei: "I remember when the ale was strong and the wenches were fresh."
Pandaren Brewmaster: "I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath."
Dryad: "I'll attract the enemy with my human call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'"
Crypt Fiend:"I like chicks that are into bandage..." (bondage)
Necromancer: "I love the dead... Frequently."; "Right click for hot undead action!" (reminds me of this
in-game book )
Lich: "I hear that Banshee's a real screamer." ; "All the ladies dig rigor mortis." (also reminds me of that book lol)
Paladin: "Touch me not—I am chaste!"