Granted. I'll take a break for a day.
I wish I had the power to pick only the best and ripest fruit.
Granted. I'll take a break for a day.
I wish I had the power to pick only the best and ripest fruit.
granted. the day was in the past, before this thread was born.
I wish the crysis 3 campaign wasn't so damn short...
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granted, but only when the only fruits available are poisonous.
Is it really short? I have a friend who got it day it came out.
Granted, the campaign is 30 hours longer. This is 30 hours of waiting. You must be there and not afk for these 30 hours.
Granted. He wishes for his body to be surgically attached to yours.
I wish I knew what things at the store taste like before I buy them so I don't have to throw away money guessing.
granted. the wish doesn't have anything to do with you. your mom, on the other hand... no, that's childish.
there, your pet is a zombie now and craves brains. it doesn't affect you, though, because you don't have any.
I wish I knew which one to buy, Tomb Raider or Bioshock Infinite...
I can tell you about Tomb Raider if you need help deciding nzall, I have it. I won't spoil it or anything.
Granted, sidewalks are made out of cake. But now whenever you walk outside you get your new $300 Air Jordan sneakers messed up. And you know Foot Locker is bringing out fresh gear every day.
I wish it wasn't snowing.
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I wish it wasn't snowing AND that there was no weird weather, that today is just a normal sunny day.
Granted, today is just a normal sunny day. Tomorrow however, there'll be a local thunderstorm, hurricane and a vulcano will rise under your house (shut up, it's magic, so anything can happen) and it'll explode. Also, there'll be a tsunami, earthquake and you'll be bombarded by a bird's shitstorm.
I wish I had a pet sheep.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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You just picked those two specific words because of that abortion picture in the Funny Pictures thread!
Granted, you have a time machine and you go back and kill Nario64 so this never happens. That's it. You can live.
I wish I was the best Hitman in the world.
Actually, no. Those are just specific people I have a burning hatred towards.
Granted, but because you're so good, all the other hitmen band together to eliminate you.
I wish Blueobelisk would stop thinking Carmello Anthony was a superstar. *snickers*