1. #6601
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thyranne View Post
    Granted, now you work in the United Mexican States and receive like 50 dollars/month.

    I wish I knew why we corrupt other people's wish.
    granted. it's because we love to see other people cry when they make a wish, then see it slammed down in a horrible way that often leaves them in bodily or mental harm. Or is that just me? Oh, by the way, your genitals just turned into those of a Ken doll.

    I wish the weather turned warmer during the Easter holiday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    I wish the weather turned warmer during the Easter holiday.
    Granted, it'll be warmer 0.000000001°C during the Easter holiday.

    I wish the weather was like 20°C, no rain and no natural disasters during the Easter holiday where I live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taurenburger View Post
    Granted, it'll be warmer 0.000000001°C during the Easter holiday.

    I wish the weather was like 20°C, no rain and no natural disasters during the Easter holiday where I live.
    granted. it hails the entire Easter holiday.

    let's get on Blueobelisk's nerves again, shall we? I wish next time Blueobelisk goes to sleep, he is haunted by the three stooges.

  4. #6604
    Granted, but due to this, he delves into the depths of the world of the occult, and finds a way to send an immeasurable army of tentacle beasts after you, by sacrificing the three stooges.

    I wish I could share my knowledge with Blueobelisk so he could achieve his goals faster.



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    Granted, but for me to get your knowledge I have to take it away from you, so you're left knowledgeless.

    I wish Mynta was a combination of a "girl's best friend" and "man's best friend."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but for me to get your knowledge I have to take it away from you, so you're left knowledgeless.

    I wish Mynta was a combination of a "girl's best friend" and "man's best friend."
    Granted, Mynta is now a chocolate dog. Unfortunetly you leave Mynta in the car and melts to death all over you leather seats, unable to scream but still feels the pain of melting.


    I wish we started progressing towards a single spoken/written world language. and finished the transition in .... 3 years maximum.

  7. #6607
    Granted, but every word is either "YOLO" or "SWAG".

    I wish for a better language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but every word is either "YOLO" or "SWAG".

    I wish for a better language.
    granted. every single person in the world now uses English to communicate. noone knows any other languages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. every single person in the world now uses English to communicate. noone knows any other languages.
    And your wish, good sir?

    ~Skip me~

  10. #6610
    I wish Nzall wished to be the owner of a warehouse full of chinese kids making fashionable sneakers that he'd resell for 2000% profit (he pays them like pennies/hour + the materials are cheap, and he sells them for hundreds of dollars to these swag and yolo kids Iced loves).

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    Granted,but he chose to wish for something else later,he chose cake,which was a lie,so he got nothing,sorry.

    I wish to cast a deflect spell on the next corrupter. BACK IN YO FACE BIATCH! (Unless you corrupted it in a nice way)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,but he chose to wish for something else later,he chose cake,which was a lie,so he got nothing,sorry.

    I wish to cast a deflect spell on the next corrupter. BACK IN YO FACE BIATCH! (Unless you corrupted it in a nice way)
    The spell is deflected back since it's an IN YO FACE BIATCH under the guidelines unless I corrupt it in a nice way. The ball hovers above you before exploding into a thousand pieses forever blinding you.

    You said corrupt it in a nice way.

    If didn't say for you.

    I wish I had four pet dragons that would breath fire on those I hate, and they have elements of this world

  13. #6613
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    The spell is deflected back since it's an IN YO FACE BIATCH under the guidelines unless I corrupt it in a nice way. The ball hovers above you before exploding into a thousand pieses forever blinding you.

    You said corrupt it in a nice way.

    If didn't say for you.

    I wish I had four pet dragons that would breath fire on those I hate, and they have elements of this world
    Granted, but as they started out obedient to you, after 1 year of being around you they begin to think for them selves.. 1 year later you are their play thing with most of your body burned off.


    I wish for aliens... not a remake of Aliens:CM the game, but aliens in all their sci-fi splendor from the movies Aliens, to what can be seen in Star wars and the like!

  14. #6614
    Granted but I have no idea of what you mean so I give you My Little Pony instead.

    I wish I knew what he meant.

  15. #6615
    Granted, now they smell like five thousand bottles of rose scented perfume.

    I wish I wasn't sick.



  16. #6616
    Granted, you are now dead.
    I wish it would stop raining so I could build one final snowman...The snowman to rule them all
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

  17. #6617
    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted, you are now dead.
    I wish it would stop raining so I could build one final snowman...The snowman to rule them all
    Granted, now the snowman rules you.

    I wish I could get VP cap'd faster.

  18. #6618
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thyranne View Post
    Granted, now the snowman rules you.

    I wish I could get VP cap'd faster.
    granted. the weekly valor cap for you only is 100 points.

    I wish I had Holly Short (main Elf character from Artemis Fowl) at my disposal in my room. for clarity's sake, this is how she looks:



    she might seem like a teenager, but that's because of Elf physiology. she's actually over a 100 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. the weekly valor cap for you only is 100 points.

    I wish I had Holly Short (main Elf character from Artemis Fowl) at my disposal in my room. for clarity's sake, this is how she looks:



    she might seem like a teenager, but that's because of Elf physiology. she's actually over a 100 years old.
    Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

    I wish I could travel through time.

  20. #6620
    Quote Originally Posted by Shinratensei View Post
    Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

    I wish I could travel through time.
    Granted now you can travel 1 second into the future every second.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want.

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