Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[FusedMass]

granted. you ram the lottery building with your car every hour for the next 10 days. you end up in jail for 10 years on destruction of property, attempted breakin and insurance fraud. the day after you're released, you get a lottery ticket, win the jackpot, but since you've been so brutal to the lottery, they end up not paying and donate all the money to the PKK (kourdic independence organization).

I wish I had enough money to not have to care about it for the rest of my life.

Granted. However even though you have money. You're on video camera running over an escort with you're car. Not only that the car, kept going and rolled into a building. The Mayor has called you a menace, and demanded you spend time in jail. Now in jail money doesn't help as you encounter a 7'2, 500 pound man of full muscle named "tiny" in jail.

I wish That I could correct all problems in congress right now

[Atsme]

Granted, but you are now on trial for more murders then i care to count


I wish that My glass was full

[King Shark]

Granted, but you are now on trial for more murders then i care to count


I wish that My glass was full

Granted. It's full of shit. Which is now being dumped all over your head as we speak.

I wish my tax return had been larger. I want a goddamn Cobra, goddamn it.

[FusedMass]

Granted. It's full of shit. Which is now being dumped all over your head as we speak.

I wish my tax return had been larger. I want a goddamn Cobra, goddamn it.

You're tax return is large. In fact, the check is so massive you cannot lift it. It's bigger then you're house. Sadly you have almost a million dollars yet the check is so LARGE you cannot take it to the bank.

I wish I was an evil villain, like comic books.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you just get shot, because people wouldn't be nice to evil villains in real life.

I wish I could steal all of Fused's tech.

[FusedMass]

Granted, but you just get shot, because people wouldn't be nice to evil villains in real life.

I wish I could steal all of Fused's tech.

Granted. You steal all of my technology. While looking through my items of evil villain stuff. You notice some a helmet, and some gloves similar to the Iron Man. You put it on slowly. It locks on you, the suit jumps online all by itself. You're forced to do whatever the last program on the data tells you to do. "Take over the world" since you don't know how to shut it off. You get shot down rather quickly by US forces.

I wish then I was a Hero, everyone praised me as a king. Maybe even a title, something important.

[Taurenburger]

I wish then I was a Hero, everyone praised me as a king. Maybe even a title, something important.

Granted, you saved a worm from ants. You are now Lord Worm Protector FusedMass and get praised by worms.

I wish for pie.

[FusedMass]

Granted, you saved a worm from ants. You are now Lord Worm Protector FusedMass and get praised by worms.

I wish for pie.

Granted. You know are crushed by a giant pie that weighs four tons.

I wish to be able to bring people back to life.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they don't stop decomposing.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about anything.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted but due to the loop whole in your question you now know everything about Justin beibers toilet habits.

I wish Mynta was a munter from harry bunters world of gunthers.

[Blood Fox]

granted, but now Val is mad at is out on a mission to kill you

I wish I was a fox

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you get mounted on somebodies mantle for calling me Val.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but now you have to sleep in a den of foxes form now on.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.

[Deleted]

Granted! Now the Sun isn't bright at all. Unfortunately, all humans freeze to death after a short time because hell, killing humanity is what I do best when corrupting wishes.

I wish I had a better way to corrupt wishes.

[Maxilian]

Granted now your corrupt wishes don't kill the whole humanity just put them in an eternal suffering

I wish i could get in and out of games everytime i wanted without being able to be killed inside the game

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but now you have to sleep in a den of foxes form now on.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.

That's a corruption? I'd love to sleep with foxes. ;D

Granted now your corrupt wishes don't kill the whole humanity just put them in an eternal suffering

I wish i could get in and out of games everytime i wanted without being able to be killed inside the game

Granted, but Majad kills you by drowning you in spaghetti so that he can steal the power.

I wish I was immortal and was 18 for all eternity.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted you get so drunk u fall off a cliff,but due to being immortal you dont die,ur just bed ridden as a pile of mushy broken bones forever and a day.

I wish i was a little silhouette of a man,scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do the fandango?

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but your mama just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

I wish BioShock Infinite was released already. The wait is killing me. And, the obligatory I'm able to play it, and it's as great as I hope it will be.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, it now released, but its so buggy it cannot be played, any they wont fix it.

I wish I could hunt humans.

[Maxilian]

Granted, but you accidentaly kill all your family while you were hunting and then a fox eat all your limbs and your face

I wish i could eat Majab