The most embarrassing moment of your life

[Morogoth]

Ok, I'll ask everyone who post here to be very honest. No fiction please. This thread is about the most embarrassing moment of your life. No shame, we are on the internet, we are anynomous, we do regret and we are shameful, but it's too funny.

2 weeks ago, I was in a Mc Donald, it was 12:15. The restaurant was full. I'm not really a fast food guy, but this day, I wanted a Big Mac. I'm in the line, there is almost 10 people in front of me. Nothing wrong I'll wait.

After 2 or 3 minutes, my scumbag brain start telling me things like: "You really have to poop man" "I mean you really, really have to poop" "I mean right now bro"

I said no

So now I'm in front, they take my order, I pay... Then, it's where things start to be a little bit more difficult. My brain spoke with my colon and it seems they came to an agreement. I had to go, RIGHT NOW. Not in 30 seconds, right now. My butt cheeks were shaking and I was sweating like a pig. (you still have to remember that there was maybe 100 persons in the restaurant. I had maybe 2 seconds to make a decision: My food or my honor.

I chose the honor. So it was almost too late, even with my "shaolin monk" training, I was not able to sustain the terrible pain. I was running like an awkward penguin to the bathroom and inside there was maybe 3 people. Normally, if I poop in public, I try to do it silently, but this time I could not. A fraction of seconds after I pulled off my pants, the story happened.

p.s. Now, I don't know if it's a phobia, but I really don't want to live this uncomfortable moment again. It scares me.

pps: Oh! One time during a huge traffic jam on the Jacques Cartier bridge in Montreal, I had to get out of my car and pee on top of the bridge. This time it was my pants or my honor. I chose my pants.

[PvPisthelifeforme]

When I was 11 or 12 I was playing in a trading card tournament, and I had gotten to one of the final rounds. This was also a few days before Halloween so some people wore their costumes to the shop, and I happend to wear one of those inflatable sumo-wrestler costumes.

Well we shuffled our decks, and started the first round and I had the urge to let the sea monster loose if you catch my drift. I thought nothing of it, and went on to win the first game. Second game goes and at this point I have to go bad, but I figure I'll beat this guy and then take care. I ended up losing, and this lead to a third and final game! I had a few options... either leave the table and forfeit the match, and dropout of the tournament which I had been playing in for two and a half hours, or continue on! Well I'm sure you know what I picked, and while I ended up winning the match, in my haste to get to the bathroom I was able to get in, but pissed myself...bad!

Being that this was the time before cellphones being the norm for children, I had stuffed my pants full of paper towels, and went on with my day figuring no-one would know since I had my inflatable sumo suit on! Yeah... that suit needed a fan to keep it large and in-charge, and that vent also filtered the air inside my piss soaked jeans. I played dumb, and ask why the shop smelt bad, and when I got home I told my parents one of the cats peed on the suit so I could get a new one.

Never again.... NEVER...

[Osyrus]

p.s. Now, I don't know if it's a phobia, but I really don't want to live this uncomfortable moment again. It scares me.
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I have public pooing phobia also.

.....ill admit it....im a bit nervous to spend time with my guy during christmas. 5 days, another state. ugh. guess i need to put my big girl panties on. if he goes first im good forever after that. you would come in the bathroom with me, but up to that point....im silent. lol

OT: today perhaps. my father's friends are helping me move back into my parents house because I lost my job (not due to anything i did , exactly, long story) im pissed that none of my friends would come and help me (guy is 500 miles away)

[femnul]

I was going to sleep when I was 10 or so and when my mom came to say goodnight she saw my fleshlight. I forgot to hide it.

[Deleted]

I was going to sleep when I was 10 or so and when my mom came to say goodnight she saw my fleshlight. I forgot to hide it.

At 10 years old? Yeah right......

I used to sleep walk a lot when I got stressed. One time I was woken up by two men in uniform, it turned out I had been sleep walking nude on base and it had freaked a few female officers out. The worst part was not remembering anything then the nude walk of shame back to my room.

[Deleted]

Fap time interruption when i was 12.

[Kasierith]

Got so nervous during a presentation that I started speaking in Russian instead of English. They let me go on for about a minute before bothering to correct me.

[OneSent]

When my fap sock was discovered.

[Jackmoves]

Homosekki undertones, got nothing against gay people, known a few gay guys over the years and got a cousin that is homosexual, but

Tagging along with a mate to the local pharmacy picking up a tube of lub(great thing to have for any couples!) and everyone in there thinking we were a gay couple felt a bit embarresing

Crawling(yeah I was pretty much unable to walk haha) down the stairs in an appartment complex, drunk as a duck, meeting a mates neighbour who is huge(gym fanatic) and got massive tribal tats and me going "thats some might manly tattoos you got there buddy", he gave me a stare that said "who the fuck are you"

Nothing gay about this

Running naked in the street, drunk again of course, was after hours and we had gone down to the sea for a early morning skinny dip after clubbing, saw a couple of friends further down the street and ran down to say hi. Scared the living shit out of a few girls that came out of nowhere! My girlfriend laughed her ass off though, could have gotten angry I suppose!

There is plenty of things that have made a bit embarrased over the years, mostly things I recollect having said/done while drunk, many a times have I been in the shower the day after and gone "holy shit did I say/do that /facepalm"

[shocktopuslol]

>be grade 5
>be out at lunch
>playing on monkey bars
>not wearing undies
>get pantsed

[t1a2l3i4a5]

Mine was probably this. me and my sister play the piano. At the time it happened I was 8 and my sister was 12. We were working on our first duet. My sister dose not like practising so when I needed to pick which part of the duet I picked the hard part. There were two pages for both of us (not all together) and when she was on the second page and I could play the whole thing memorized. (not her part) She looked like she needed help so I told her 1 of the notes. I had the treble clef and she the bass clef and I forgot and thought she had treble clef like me so I said it was an f. It was an a and when she played it it sounded horrible because of it so I laughed, and she got mad. She figured it out and mad fun of me for getting the wrong note. I felt like crawling in a whole. I am usually better in treble clef and did not know it was bass clef so I told my mom. She plays the violin and she plays only in treble so she said it was bass and that she did not know the note. That was probably my most embarrassing moment of my life.

[Clockworks]

Being young and starting to get used with computers and my buddy gave me a 1,44mb disc with a .exe file in it...
Opened it and it was a Short fan made episode of ''The Flintstones'' let me tell you this you have never seen Wilma and Dino and the others like that before!
It was not possible to turn it of untill it had completed...
Like 15 sec after starting the damn thing my dad enters his office where we had the comp and i panic and cannot get the damn thing to stop playing!
he grabs my shoulders so i cannot reach the resset button and starts watching and laughing his ass of, and my face was so red!

I could not talk like normal with dad for a good while....

[Reg]

I don't really embarrass easily, but the moment I was most nervous about doing and made me the most embarrassed I have been was self-inflicted. I streaked through my HS wearing nothing but socks, shoes and a Bill Clinton mask back in 2003.

[Nivena]

I dreamt that I was sitting on the toilet...turned out I was still in my bed.

[sugarlily]

I was 12 & had just moved to Illinois from Ohio. My Mom had gotten re-married & we left everything, Family, friends, beautiful home & land & moved far far away. Well, it's far, 2 states & 9 hrs or so, for a 12 yr old who can't drive herself to go visit loved ones anyway :P

I was absolutely dumbstruck with nerves & fear about starting a new school, meeting new friends etc. My Mom took me school clothes shopping & then it was the night before my 1st day @ a new school. I wanted to puke. And cry. I tried on a bunch of different outfits & settled into bed.

Next morning I put on one of the outfits & trudge to the end of our driveway, get on the bus & sit quietly. We get to the school & a bunch of kids, 6th 7th & 8th graders are all out front talking, laughing & seem maybe pretty nice (I tell myself). I stand up & get ready to walk down the bus steps to my new life. As I step onto the ground from the last step of the bus I see pink sticking out the end of my pant-leg. It was the pair of panties I'd had on last night while trying on outfits & had taken off & forgotten about. They were just hanging there @ the bottom of my pants & on top of my shoe now. I reached down & quickly grabbed them & scrunched them up & into my little purse. A couple boys & girls saw it happen & the whispers spread like fire.

I was blushing bright pink & red & wanted to dive under the bus. I eventually made some good friends there but everybody knew me as the new girl with pink panties on her shoe for a week or so. As an adult I'd have laughed my ass off @ myself, but as a kid who is sorely overly aware of things & wanting to make a good 1st impression, it was a dreadful moment.

[Mannheim]

I don't really embarrass easily, but the moment I was most nervous about doing and made me the most embarrassed I have been was self-inflicted. I streaked through my HS wearing nothing but socks, shoes and a Bill Clinton mask back in 2003.

I had a guy do that on my school, do I know who you are?

[Deleted]

I had a guy do that on my school, do I know who you are?

You might recognise part of him.

[Deleted]

I was browsing for porn one morning in my room (second floor) when I just got my first computer. At that time we had to repair the roof and my neighbor (who was helping my father with the repair) went outside my window, not sure if he saw me or not. Luckily I didn't masturbate at that time.
Either that or when I answered a call when I was brushing my teeth. I was unemployed at that time and suddenly I noticed that my phone was ringing and I hurried to answer the call (I forgot that I was brushing my teeth), that was very awkward.

[Deleted]

In hospital having a catheter put into my bladder via my manhood.

Not so much embarrassing to be honest but I don't think there's a way of having it done and looking good at the same time. When a bloke has you literally by the balls and about to shove a rubber tube where you really would prefer he didn't is not cool.

Tingles a bit too.

[Reg]

I had a guy do that on my school, do I know who you are?

Did you go to the Bronx High School of Science?